Mark (Jokerpilled)

I'm a bit sore, from my life

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Wow, unfollowing...

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- LucasFilm

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(Sternly) You'd better not be having a peaceful respite in there

I've heard a track in my time

Bro come through later, we're doing all things through Christ, who strengthens us

(Defensively) Some of my best friends are close-up magicians

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

The Hugest Man to Ever Be Big

They did in fact both pass away in unrelated snowmobile incidents

Can't complain really. Maybe a little tired

Just had a Constantinian vision of an attorney who advertizes as "The Sun Tzu of Family Court"

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

Briantrust

Dhelmise gang rolls deep

Let's get that gyre *widening*

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

A digital illustration of a black crowned night heron in profile looking right, with a prominent bright red eye making them look especially expectant. Standing on a rock with green river-like swirly colors behind. The drawing is framed by a simple line, and under the frame lettering reads, 'Maybe it will happen today'.

TRUMP: We’re touching the stove, folks. We’re touching it like never before. They’re saying the stove is too “hot” but we don’t believe them do we

DIPSHIT BOAT OWNER IN CROWD (BARELY AUDIBLE): Hell no!

I'm on the Browt Train

That's right

A team of poison Pokémon comprised of Alolan Muk, Dragalge, Sneasler, Nihilego (not a Pokémon), Revavroom and Mega Gengar

Happy Pokémon 30 to all who celebrate

Hacking into the mainframe in a way that glorifies God

I'll see you aft

The first teaser for Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is here 👀

Starring Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson. In theaters August 7.

I am rewatching gem of a movie "Unfriended" (2014)

I’m receiving word that the democratic party’s official State of the Union response will just be reposting this 👇

Crimson owl on a branch. Grainy paper. Pastel and monoprint

Crimson Owl on a kind of branch