emery @ the goblin market

i have 6 samples on the way in the mail and i'm so excited. they're from a shop I've never tried before

i have a sickness and it's called ordering new perfume samples even though i already have a perfume i love

An ominous black rabbit idles in the distance behind some tufts of grass as drops of blood lead to it.

The Black Rabbit of Inlé.

and now they're moving on to the schemers table who i have little to no interest in so far 🙃 we'll see how it goes i guess

julien is my fave. my son. my baby boy. put him in the pear wiggler. i love the whole seekers table tbh, they all had very good chemistry

i've been enjoying CR4 whole lot so far but i am devastated to leave the seekers table

I think making up little guys is good for your mental health, everyone should make up characters and then spend time daydreaming about them

Prawn Salon

Digital drawing of a pink heart-shaped box that says “OOPS…ALL BUGS. assorted chocolates” on the cover with colorful bug-shaped chocolates inside.

got you some chocolates. don’t worry about the title

Don’t let them take silly away from you

someone just sent me a message like 'hey i have a ref for a pt that removed a toe themself, would your docs see for that?' SHE MEANT TOENAIL LOL I was very concerned for a hot sec, b/c like yeah that's unlikely but not impossible

A purple haired elf knight wails on her guitar,, I hope you’re ready to be destroyed 🎸🎸🎸 Prepare yourself for more of my bard warriors 😁💕

Bard Knight 01 🛡️
Dost thou shred? 🎸

Upon asking me about my OC, several cutscenes will play in sequence. It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.

“And what kind of king would Camelot want?” 🏰⚔️🐉 #merlinbbc

Digital painting of a harpy with blue skin. Her hair is a mix of saturated green and red, her talons are sharp, and her eyes are blaring red.

rgb harpy

David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

my QA is well above average but my productivity is on point and when they ask me why I can't give them the real answer, which is that you pay me barely above average so i do barely above average amounts of work for you :/

the comments are always the same on my reviews: very cheerful and dependable. lacks confidence in skills despite proving otherwise.
I mean, that's true but don't read me like that

i just have very good work/personal life separation. no point in having a shitty attitude at work b/c it just makes things more difficult so i just turn it off around coworkers

on all my reviews for work i always get compliments on how cheerful and upbeat I am and every time I'm like haha, I have fooled you all! Actually, I'm awful!

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

Good morning

another slop night with friends tonight and we're making chili and watching rockadoodle

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thanks, endorsed

A Virgin with a Unicorn

Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr Ian Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder: SATURDAY CHILLIN’ Don’t fucken @ me I’M CHILLIN’