When your wife asks you to do one little thing while she's out and you haven't done it.
07.03.2026 22:34
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When your wife asks you to do one little thing while she's out and you haven't done it.
The World Baseball Classic owns
Kewpie seems to be the go-to for the Japanese 7-11 egg salad. Maybe time to cash in some points on a bag of it.
Considered trying it at home bit the $8 bag of Japanese mayonnaise is holding me back.
When Sean Avery was still playing he was Hey Dipshit.
We need to bring back player nicknames like "Old Poison".
NGL question Best Fishin Musician episode of SCTV?
Whichever episode had his poem about “Hot Air Balloonin’”
That is the Jimmy Buffett episode I believe, definitely my fave as well!
This is going pretty much as expected. 🙄
Participant swag included cartons upon cartons of smokes. The good old days.
For the brief period between 1924 and 1977. 🗓
Exciting news for fans attending the Hamilton/Toronto Kickoff event. You will be joined by CFL Alumni John Malinosky and Paul Masotti. Head to the Wingporium at the Prince Eddy to join the fun.
#ShoutItFromTheRooftop
Need more fisheye lenses
If you haven't done so already, please complete this form for a 2026 Toronto Mike'd project that's near and dear to my heart
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This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)
Somewhere to dump all the excavation materials from the 401 fantasy tunnel project, maybe?
Das Bootulism
On this day in 1918, Milt Schmidt was born in Kitchener, Ontario.
In his Hall of Fame NHL career, he won two Stanley Cups and the Hart Trophy. He interrupted his career to serve in the Second World War.
As GM of the Bruins, he led the team to two more Stanley Cups in the 1970s.
This is how you hold off the chill blowing in off of Burlington Bay.
Operation Epstein Furry
Hard to believe, isn't it?
Good news for viewers,and it should give her more time to do... this???
Chris Schultz wearing football shoulder pads and a dark mesh practice jersey with the number 67 on the front. He has medium-length hair and a thick mustache, and stands facing the camera with his hands on his hips. The background is out of focus, suggesting a football field or practice area. The image is in black and white.
On this day in 2021, Chris Schultz died.
Born in 1960 in Burlington, ON he played for the Dallas Cowboys from 1983 to 1985 and the Toronto Argos from 1986 to 1994. He won a Grey Cup, and was a two-time All-Star in his Hall of Fame career. He worked as a sportscaster with TSN.
Every year I get one of these, and regret it shortly after the first sip.
Will I order one this year? Why, yes I most likely will.
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Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
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Tom Thomson
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