Jebus
07.03.2026 20:48
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I've heard y'all say "flaps" but not specifically "piss flaps". Maybe you just travel in very yellow circles 😂
07.03.2026 20:47
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Yeah they catfished my 8yr old ass
07.03.2026 11:58
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Saucewater sounds classy
07.03.2026 11:58
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I think I tried to watch some of that as a kid and was just upset the Pink Panther wasn't in it. Like the pink cat that walked on his hind legs
07.03.2026 09:55
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I have no idea who that is but if the servant could be an animal that could work. I'm imagining a dolphin or whale squirting water into my mouth but that sounds super gross and creepy. Same with an elephant. What's wrong with my brain‽ 😭
07.03.2026 09:35
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking on a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking on a microphone .
(me going forever without drinking water when I see someone interacting with one of my posts about me needing to drink more water?)
07.03.2026 09:21
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I Read Mommy Flaps so You Don't Have To (Don't Do It) 💦
YouTube video by Weirdo Book Club
I was listening to my newest book but I'm going to have to listen to this review instead 😂 I've never heard the phrase "piss flaps" before 🤢
07.03.2026 09:20
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They feel like a decent bunch of humans to get my money
06.03.2026 21:15
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I'm alive. Managed to survive my two nights off without suffering from a debilitating headache this time!
06.03.2026 15:08
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I haven't had one since I cancelled Crunchyroll years ago
06.03.2026 15:07
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Dropout tv ☺️
06.03.2026 15:06
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I added about 1 finger to 3 fingers of apple juice. Drank half and fell asleep
06.03.2026 15:05
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I now officially have a sub to a streaming service.
05.03.2026 11:30
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Added vodka to my internal moistening adventure
05.03.2026 11:28
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I took the trash out though
05.03.2026 09:25
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Update.
I still haven't had anything to drink 😞
05.03.2026 07:44
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😏
05.03.2026 07:43
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At least 😮💨
05.03.2026 07:12
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That's a good idea but then I'd have to see them.
05.03.2026 07:12
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You too?
05.03.2026 06:56
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I need a giant hamster water bottle. The spout needs to be inside the house and the bottle needs to be outside. Then I need someone to keep it full for me in exchange for money.
05.03.2026 06:55
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The struggle to drink enough fluids is the bane of my existence when I'm not working or driving 7 hours to a Renfaire.
I'm trying my best today... Well starting now I'm doing my best. It's been 14 or so hours since I've had any fluids but I'm going to fix that.
05.03.2026 06:55
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Now "Hurt" is stuck in my head 🤣
05.03.2026 06:51
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Scorched my brain 😅
05.03.2026 03:31
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Important PSA for my fellow SW friends.
Amazon is changing their privacy policy for Wish Lists. In general people buying you stuff could be able to see your address so you should make your lists private or get some sort of PO box.
05.03.2026 03:30
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It's wild that someone gets some face work done and shows up not being depressed and then people start wild conspiracies about them.
There are so many more important things to worry about
05.03.2026 01:42
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Yep Andrew has betrayed his people
03.03.2026 11:40
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Boobs are nice for many reasons but one of them IMO is that humans just crave O R B
03.03.2026 02:42
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