the fact that I've caught it listening in when AI summary isn't even turned on makes this really not worth it.
07.03.2026 07:28
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the fact that I've caught it listening in when AI summary isn't even turned on makes this really not worth it.
One nice thing about AI summaries is it tells me when people are talking about me in meetings i couldn't be fucked to attend.
i got new socks and the new socks feel slightly too tight. Thank you for being with me in this troubling time.
My son went to see the dentist at 2:30 today. My jokes about it being Tooth-hurty were not appreciated.
Puns? Ewe
Time to play Contra
In a shocking turn the man known for stapling his nutsack to his leg and jumping in poo is not very skilled at conversations about human rights.
We thought my Ex had a latex allergy. In researching i found that it's really common that some fruits and veggies share a reaction. Like cucumber. Thy must be somewhat related since after all latex is made from rubber which grows on trees.
Do you also contact Amazon? Are they doing anything about the issue?
with the colour of your tray in the background at first i thought you made a massive gameboy advance.
The office in 20 years: "I was trying to productivitymaxx but i ended up getting meetingmogged"
If bluesky is an echo chamber then why am I forced to mute so many of you annoying dumbasses?
So we'll be switching to DST? Danielle Smith Time
Controversial opinion here but i think the Gallo 12 is actually better than the Gallo 24 engine
This comes from years of experience
My wife needs to do her duolingo. I also bully my child.
Jackass had a skit about this. "there's a man in Mianus" "there's a rabbit in Mianus"
Pea-brain insult works on so many levels. Brain the size of a pea. Or Pee-Brain your brain cannot function because you have to pee. or P-Brain your brain is very abnormally shaped.
The sure fire way for an expected person to show up at your door is to start pooping
9-10 lol
Crazy the amount of Christians that are just excited for everyone to die. This is why they're so happy to abuse the earth.
Men should start wearing leggings too. Even out the field.
I would like to piss on the grave of whoever created daylight savings time
I like Mat Armstrong's car content but the guys are also so strange. There's clips of them dumping oil and coolant all over the shop and they laugh and laugh and laugh.
bring this back immediately
I put the rizz in Gran turismo
Contact lenses are fun because every so often you need to buy eyeball juice at the store
I also had a "homework" folder
US carrier launch
The only high-speed rail Americans support
