Soccerteas

national women’s day being 23 hours is the same energy as black history month having 28 days

suuuuuuumimasen, ojousama

meow :3

id be better at being george lucas than george lucas is

but i mean like

that's historically accurate and routine

showing my star wars nerd roomie 4k77 and every time im like

damn

this shit must have been completely fucking mind blowing in 1977 cuz even now in its original form its spectacular

pink mirror shades

it's hard work being the only account on bluesky

Denton TX on a day im not flying out of the country <3

no <3

me

candles of traumatic argument with my ex-wife

just got triggered by fuckin birthday candles lmao

LOOK MOM I'M TRYING I FIXED ALL MY PROBLEMS

WHY DO I FEEL SO WEEEEEEEEIRD

i still can't believe i played a 45 minute set on drums in cosplay directly off a transatlantic flight

so true bestie

tonight's show was awesome but it did genuinely make me feel like this

i lived

back in texas after a two hour delay and ten hour flight

time to go play a show at 11pm XD

fuck it we ball

ICYMI: The USL emailed every Championship player an FAQ doc that included guidance on “crossing a picket line” and “Union membership resignation.”

An active player said teammates couldn’t find it until they checked spam. “I just think it’s a bunch of bullshit.”

Full report at @us.theguardian.com.

This is a huge story in US soccer right now, folks 👇

time to go home

lhr > dfw

Obviously, I’m going into extreme save mode with the end of the hockey season. I will ask this once because it’s mostly my doing and I hate asking with how widespread the horrors are for everyone, but if anyone has another to spare to help Ashe and I, my vmo is wxbluenose.

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can anyone tell me why i spent 4 hours creating a fake NuCal ad for an estrogen autoinjector

phenomenal

thank u 💛

was the week of my 17th birthday

i re-agitated an old competitive DDR foot injury while walking the great wall of china

Looking to speak with trans Kansans about how SB 244 (the law affecting driver's licenses, birth certificates, bathrooms and more) is affecting your life so far and plans for the future.

Jo.Yurcaba@nbcuni.com or Signal @joyurcaba.91

goodnite chat

did i mention these are cheap? five bucks plus shipping and handling, hand made by yours truly, i am probably about to crash upon the shores of financial destitution and if u wanted to buy one of these little cds it would help. thank u for your time and i love u