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Award winning fantasy author. Gad about, small tree grower and procrastinationist to the stars. Truly, I am RJ Barker in all departments. "their worlds are completely and entirely original." BFS Agent: @teddyfromtheblock.bsky.social

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Aaaaaah Cannot wait for this!

06.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow!

06.03.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Important writer work.

06.03.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Melissa is absolutely right. We might be traditionally published, and we might occasionally break out with a bestseller, but midlist authors are often neglected by publishers while the big titles suck up all the oxygen. There are some brave and exciting books out there that deserve a lot more hype!

06.03.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would watch.

06.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha!

06.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:)

06.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:)

06.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something, something oranges, something. @2000ad.bsky.social

06.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
An Evening with David Barnett - Read Bookshop - Holmfirth We'd love you to try one of our brilliant author events. Why not come to our event with David Barnett, author of Scratch Moss, Withered Hill and Scuttler's Cove.

West Yorkshire folk! In case you were waiting to see if you got a better offer than to come and see me talking about SCRATCH MOSS at the Read Holmfirth bookshop this Saturday, let's face it, you haven't. Only a few tickets left.

to-be-read.co.uk/books/an-eve...

06.03.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got it all wrong!

06.03.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha!

06.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should be illegal, to be frank.

06.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:)

06.03.2026 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blimey.

06.03.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just age sadly. Which is rude.

06.03.2026 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a cruel truth of a writer's life that the if your agent says, 'I think this is really good,' their next words are always, 'can you write me a synopsis?'

06.03.2026 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grinding bones into words. ๐Ÿค˜

06.03.2026 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SO METAL

06.03.2026 11:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to the Dr I can say that I am getting arthritis in my fingers because I type so hard and so fast it is wearing away the bones and literally suffering for my art.

But she can't actually put that as a diagnosis.

06.03.2026 11:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha! I have just had my fingers scanned for Arthritis...

06.03.2026 10:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me in my 20s listening to Doll Parts by Hole.

"This is a really good song."

Me in my 50s listening to Doll Parts by Hole.

"Courtney Love is a modern day Nostradamus."

06.03.2026 10:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope you enjoy the rest!

06.03.2026 10:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:)

06.03.2026 10:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd work them in...

06.03.2026 08:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

99% sure I could write a 1940s set home-guard-foiling-a-nazi-plot book using any of those titles.

06.03.2026 08:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here are some cosy SFF/Crime titles you can use.

Corsets and Cockatrices
Mimsy and Murder
Nutroasts and Nukes
Cream Tea and Cannibalism
Wellingtons and War Crimes
Mulberries and Maces
Lemon Drizzle and Lazers
Bowls and Biological Warfare

06.03.2026 07:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True, but... the Dredd story that has haunted me since the 80s is The Tale of Little Bonny Crickle where he tries to do a little good and it goes horribly wrong. It's a very sad little story.

05.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think @caspargeon.bsky.social is going too.

05.03.2026 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aside from fellow reprobate @rjbarker.bsky.social who else will be going to @easterconuk.bsky.social ?

Obviously @aptshadow.bsky.social will be there as we're doing a live show of Starship Alexandria.

Just wondering who else I can look forward to seeing there, to help fight the nerves!

05.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0