But if you need to strut cockily into battle The Afghan Whigs will do that for you. youtu.be/GKvQkofehCI?...
@rjbarker
Award winning fantasy author. Gad about, small tree grower and procrastinationist to the stars. Truly, I am RJ Barker in all departments. "their worlds are completely and entirely original." BFS Agent: @teddyfromtheblock.bsky.social
But if you need to strut cockily into battle The Afghan Whigs will do that for you. youtu.be/GKvQkofehCI?...
Pazuzu (Black Rain) by Nefilim. youtu.be/7A_dc_RDr3g?...
American Wheeze by 16 Horsepower. As long as your battle is spooky. youtu.be/t81tt8_VAr0?...
OR...
Aaaaaah Cannot wait for this!
Oh wow!
Important writer work.
Melissa is absolutely right. We might be traditionally published, and we might occasionally break out with a bestseller, but midlist authors are often neglected by publishers while the big titles suck up all the oxygen. There are some brave and exciting books out there that deserve a lot more hype!
Would watch.
Ha!
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Something, something oranges, something. @2000ad.bsky.social
West Yorkshire folk! In case you were waiting to see if you got a better offer than to come and see me talking about SCRATCH MOSS at the Read Holmfirth bookshop this Saturday, let's face it, you haven't. Only a few tickets left.
to-be-read.co.uk/books/an-eve...
I've got it all wrong!
Ha!
Should be illegal, to be frank.
:)
Blimey.
Just age sadly. Which is rude.
It's a cruel truth of a writer's life that the if your agent says, 'I think this is really good,' their next words are always, 'can you write me a synopsis?'
Grinding bones into words. ๐ค
SO METAL
According to the Dr I can say that I am getting arthritis in my fingers because I type so hard and so fast it is wearing away the bones and literally suffering for my art.
But she can't actually put that as a diagnosis.
Ha! I have just had my fingers scanned for Arthritis...
Me in my 20s listening to Doll Parts by Hole.
"This is a really good song."
Me in my 50s listening to Doll Parts by Hole.
"Courtney Love is a modern day Nostradamus."
Hope you enjoy the rest!
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I'd work them in...
99% sure I could write a 1940s set home-guard-foiling-a-nazi-plot book using any of those titles.
Here are some cosy SFF/Crime titles you can use.
Corsets and Cockatrices
Mimsy and Murder
Nutroasts and Nukes
Cream Tea and Cannibalism
Wellingtons and War Crimes
Mulberries and Maces
Lemon Drizzle and Lazers
Bowls and Biological Warfare