copy of Georgia_final_v2 (FINAL!!)

Me here: I still exist

Me on Linkedin: Thrilled to annouce that I still exist

Honestly that movie is just the media equivalent of David Lynch masturbating to pass the time

an isreali billionare died, no wait stop laughing, theres more...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: twitter is literally just /pol with a better UI now, and it has exponentially more reach and users than /pol ever had.

Yes I agree, it’s just csam is also illegal but that doesn’t stop it

Also define ‘sexual’ and also what was the point in that online safety act then

Creating AI sexualised images to become criminal offence this week Media watchdog Ofcom says it will examine whether X has breached UK law over reports Grok was used to create and share sexualised images of children.

Ah that’ll stop it from happening then

news.sky.com/story/ofcom-...

They’d ask you to leave the room before tacking on a cover charge yep

Alphabet hits $4tn valuation on AI hopes Latest Gemini artificial intelligence model has fuelled investor optimism over competitiveness with OpenAI’s ChatGPT

Tech man walks into a room of investors and says, "AI". Investors erupt into applause and now won't stop throwing money at him.

www.ft.com/content/02d4...

I hate the phrase anti-aging, that’s just not a real thing. It’s like anti-gravity. It’s like telling us to feel bad if we can’t float. Like come on

Blend it up in a milkshake

She acts tough but actually she’s sensitive as hell

You know what the only reason why I haven’t written a best seller yet is because I’m terrified that Michael Hobbes will utterly obliterate me in 5-10 years

Upgrading macOS for the first time in three years so either see you tomorrow as usual or never ever again

You’re wrong

AWS is down! We’re all finally free! Go outside! Quicklyyyyy

Yes

a really weedy guy just asked me 'can you bench press more than me? probably right?' and to make him feel better I just said 'what's bench pressing again?'

This is why I don’t read

Hating Taylor Swift's 'Life Of A Showgirl' Album Reveals These 5 Things About You If Taylor Swift's 'showgirl' era isn't for you, this may be why.

I'm researching a piece and I landed on this really unhinged article about coming to terms with not liking Taylor Swift's new album; I'm just impressed that she ran an MLM with such a devoted downline for this long and the cracks are only just starting to show www.yourtango.com/entertainmen...

Weird ‘time crystals’ are made visible at last Time crystals, a state of matter once thought physically impossible, could soon be on a banknote.

Today is a really bad day for the rapture to happen because we can finally see time crystals for the first time ever — oh they’re going to use them to detect fraudulent banknotes nvm the rapture may continue

www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Yeah I mean I honestly thought they were just two terms for the same thing but MLM is like actually legitimised through regulations because of lobbying and so has some very minor technical differences that are quite easy to skirt around because it takes regulators too long to notice an MLM lol

and now we're so deep in the 'selling is good' idea that we accept vapour and imaginaries as real products, and even buy THEM and build the house of cards even HIGHER. Anyway it's interesting...

and how this concept of like a gross sweaty door-to-door salesperson was transformed into empowerment and sold to single mums who then had to sell the idea of empowerment to like ten other mums etc etc

and then: "if you give me money, I will teach you how to tell other people to give you money"

Making a podcast series about scams right now and am realising that the basis for so many MLM type things is "if you give me money I will show you how to get rich"

Did anyone else find the UK wide government emergency test alert noise very soothing

It would cost @blackskyweb.xyz $160K annually to do automated video and image moderation for every post in the Blacksky feed.

This is a huge barrier to new apps being built on @atproto.com.
I talk about all this + more with @alixdunn.com for Computer Says Maybe.
My #Nodestar episode drops tomorrow.

When will it end ffs