entitled white man calling other people stupid, okay boy
@jakecc.dev
a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 25 β LA β gay, programmer (allegedly), small creature enthusiast π§ jake@jakecc.dev π΅ cash.app/jakeccdev π΄ venmo.com/jakeccdev
entitled white man calling other people stupid, okay boy
okay okay now i'm missing him more
me trying animal crossing out again just to spend solid hours doing terraforming
a ginger cat under some blankets with the caption "Locked in? No, I'm tucked in. Goodnight."
i don't wanna know where the headphone jack is
goodnight
how am i missing my man's cat more than my man
ludwig the kitten in a play tunnel
missing him so much
piss π
you've heard of panic at the disco, now get ready for-
βis this anything?β and itβs a gay guy showing his gaping hole to six thousand people online
i know things likely won't happen quickly but i NEEEEEED to see sam altman behind bars at some point
crude line drawing of a humanoid being bitten by a small creature with large teeth
is there even a legal basis to sue the shit out of openAI for (mostly) singlehandedly decimating the memory market? or are we double screwed here without any potential future repercussions for them? bc like...
having mom try stardew valley since she enjoys animal crossing a lot, any other recommendations? not pokopia tho we only have switch 1s
dozens of lines to get anything working in the first place more like
actual soot sprite
i wanna code but the thought of typing literally anything is making me nauseous
the jake urge to [want to] be held
the jake urge to be held
fuck it's "to PUT a turkey wing" huh
why do i feel, the sudden urge,, to shove a turkey wing inside my pussy
literally brought up the king cake comparison!!
pro: made a homemade cake for dad's birthday
con: there is one (1) piece of eggshell hiding within it
ariana release the light is coming ft zara larsson or some other diva PLEASE
THAT TOO i know i'm pissing off so many gays
i'd joke and say you or jonny but we deadass want you both
giving the $0.00002 for the ad revenue to a barb... fine fine
hey siri how do i stream the bridge from roman holiday without giving flopi minaj my money
to be fair most of the couples on here fall into "we need to go on a double date with them" territory but i still wanna ruin some of your lives
and if i said [REDACTED] should leave his man for my man and i instead, would i get cancelled?