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@jakecc.dev

a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 25 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), small creature enthusiast πŸ“§ jake@jakecc.dev πŸ’΅ cash.app/jakeccdev πŸ’΄ venmo.com/jakeccdev

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entitled white man calling other people stupid, okay boy

07.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay okay now i'm missing him more

07.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me trying animal crossing out again just to spend solid hours doing terraforming

07.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a ginger cat under some blankets with the caption 

"Locked in?
No, I'm tucked in.
Goodnight."

a ginger cat under some blankets with the caption "Locked in? No, I'm tucked in. Goodnight."

06.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

i don't wanna know where the headphone jack is

07.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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goodnight

06.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how am i missing my man's cat more than my man

07.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
ludwig the kitten in a play tunnel

ludwig the kitten in a play tunnel

missing him so much

07.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

piss πŸ’”

07.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you've heard of panic at the disco, now get ready for-

07.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜is this anything?’ and it’s a gay guy showing his gaping hole to six thousand people online

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

i know things likely won't happen quickly but i NEEEEEED to see sam altman behind bars at some point

06.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
crude line drawing of a humanoid being bitten by a small creature with large teeth

crude line drawing of a humanoid being bitten by a small creature with large teeth

is there even a legal basis to sue the shit out of openAI for (mostly) singlehandedly decimating the memory market? or are we double screwed here without any potential future repercussions for them? bc like...

06.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

having mom try stardew valley since she enjoys animal crossing a lot, any other recommendations? not pokopia tho we only have switch 1s

06.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

dozens of lines to get anything working in the first place more like

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

actual soot sprite

06.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i wanna code but the thought of typing literally anything is making me nauseous

06.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

the jake urge to [want to] be held

06.03.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the jake urge to be held

06.03.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck it's "to PUT a turkey wing" huh

06.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why do i feel, the sudden urge,, to shove a turkey wing inside my pussy

06.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

literally brought up the king cake comparison!!

06.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pro: made a homemade cake for dad's birthday

con: there is one (1) piece of eggshell hiding within it

06.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ariana release the light is coming ft zara larsson or some other diva PLEASE

05.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THAT TOO i know i'm pissing off so many gays

05.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'd joke and say you or jonny but we deadass want you both

05.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

giving the $0.00002 for the ad revenue to a barb... fine fine

05.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey siri how do i stream the bridge from roman holiday without giving flopi minaj my money

05.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

to be fair most of the couples on here fall into "we need to go on a double date with them" territory but i still wanna ruin some of your lives

05.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and if i said [REDACTED] should leave his man for my man and i instead, would i get cancelled?

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0