Élodie Marissa

I’m gonna invent five loco

The problem is I hate characters who are well... you know, rich assholes.

It's exactly who I expected it was going to be.

Karen, the Suitcase!

Let me guess, that transphobic Finnish doctor.

The Great Gatsby, Jay Gatsby is an asshole.

Anything with Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler.

Also The Catcher in the Rye due to similar issues as Jay Gatsby with Holden Caulfield.

I feel like I'm too old to watch it without having a kid.

Same with The Great Gatsby. Gatsby is a dick.

Anything with Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler or makes me feel like a bad ending for my life despite there not really being anything substantively and morally wrong about the work of art.

*Unmagnifies your magnifying lens*

*Unairs your air mail*

This is a reminder of even very low risks of tornadoes like Michigan's 2% today can have very dangerous and dire consequences to both life and property like.

Two out of the three Michigan tornadoes were killers. The first one in Edwardsburg killed 1 person and injured 4. The one in Union City has killed at least 3. I must give my condolences to the families of the deceased.

www.mlive.com/weather/2026...

A.S. Brooks.

DIY orchiectomy? Not this again.

I refuse to confirm or deny the rumors.

It's like me with 999!

This is where I belong... for doing the exact same thing Ottilie did to get in the box.

I think she's a good girlfriend. Now only if she cares more about her socks.

Update: I've seen an image from Union City, Michigan from a later part of this tornado family that is... I've heard rumors of fatalities there and the damage looks like the violent tornadoes that ravage the Plains.

A large and particularly dangerous tornado is on the ground near Three Rivers, MI. Tornadoes be breaking out early.

Feel like goth bands are pretty prone to this as a whole to have to come out really strong out of the gate and to improve upon it requires often going outside of the genre otherwise they slowly decline.

Everything is more fun with booze!

pretend I'm an LLM and I'll give u slop responses
AMA

Vodka, the umamusume

If a Zoé and a Chloé kiss, do I just press é for estradiol?

27 minutes ago Hygenie nightmare unfolds after 76 on cruise ship fall ill amid virus outbreak.

MLive seems to be doing typos today!

This is the league that produced Tegan Nox.

So there's been at least two incidents as I wasn't hit by a steel chair.

I might have scars specifically due to that theme.