The fake Michael Bertrand

Jon Stewart Deep Dish Rant YouTube video by FoixProductions

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Persephone is 11 years old.

Persephone just discovered that Mom-Hooman had something called “comb” that is the best itch-skritch EVER.

Persephone now herds Mom-Hooman into the Room of Skritch at least thrice daily, bleating like a goat and nipping at her feet.

#CatSky

I would be so offended by this that I would leave forever.

My daughter's new friend has 6 kittens at her place and I would like everyone to clap for me that I did not bring one home.

I learn about so much new food from Bluesky! :)

Marinated skirt steak - sounds amazing.

I hadn't even thought about it in terms of peripheral neuropathy. Does it help with that, or does it just keep it from getting worse?

I'm getting them twice a week. Mondays and Fridays.

They seem to be helping!

Finally, someone gets it.

And yet a mad part of you wants more, right?

Quick lesson : pain is electric and therefore instant. Endorphins are chemical and therefore slow.

So the pain is over instantly but the endorphin rush lingers on.

This is exactly how masochism works.

Just reading that gave me heartburn. :P

But I'm glad you liked it!

No. The ultimate answer is fascism. They love it. They love not having to think about what to do ever. They love having no real decision making responsibilities. They love being scared little children who just have to do what Daddy says.

They never liked freedom anyway.

OMG, I love you SO MUCH for this!

It's such a nerdy way to be irritating!

I feel humbled, and grateful.

BB: You keep putting things in the bathroom sink. It’s not a storage space.

Me: Disagree. It’s like a caldera. From an engineering perspective, it’s a local energy minimum. Items placed there will stay where they’re put unless a fairly large force acts upon them.

BB: 🙄

My dog's dander is everywhere so I'm singing to him, "All the things you shed (all the things you shed) Running thru my head (running thru my head)"

Star Trek : We Really Are Hypocrites!

A road cuts through Grand Teton National Park. Tall pines intersect the road giving rise to the alpenglow lit Grand Tetons shining red and purple.

I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. - Mitch Hedberg

Pic of the day
#photography

Good god. I have no idea how I would figure this out. I envy people with this level of mental organization.

You've lost tone, and conditioning. Both can be regained.

It'll hurt like industrial strength fuck at first, but if you can power through that, you'll get it all back.

I am learning to accept the fact that if I really want to get back into cooking, I will need a new kitchen gadget.

I hear good things about air fryers.

But what I really want is a microwave with convection oven so I can bypass our malfunctioning oven and I can BAKE AGAIN.

But sigh, $$$.

"We did the best that we could. "

Literally WHAT level of incompetence would that not excuse? "Yes, we chopped our children up with axes then fed then through the woodchipper, but we were doing the best we could. After all, we have tough childhoods too. "

The guy from yesterday was like “well who’s YOUR chosen candidate if not Newsom” and people told him and he pretended he couldn’t see the responses

Definitely in the top twenty so far.

I recently learned that a large portion of my depression was actually a B12 deficiency.

I'm not cured or anything but I feel a WHOLE lot better ever since I upped my intake.

Now how do I send emails back in time...

They are too stupid and too weak to ever think for themselves and therefore cannot question him. No, Daddy can't be wrong. Deciding Daddy is wrong is wrong. No matter what Daddy says, it's right, because otherwise we would have to think and exercise judgment and be grownups again.

Put them all in the same remote prisons they herded immigrants and innocents into.

Then "forget" to try their cases and "lose" their papers.

I want ICE agents to be afraid. I want them to run and hide from the justice that will come when this regime ends. And I will personally advocate for their life sentences.

Miracle/religion/joke not worth it.

Yes, it is. For one, for being a radio friendly song that is no less weird, poetic, or deep than any other REM song.