Office Jim doing classic Jim shit in Benghazi
IDF General: Bad news. We've lost a shipment of jizz behind enemy lines. We need you to go in there and extract every last drop. Are you ready
John Krasinski as Agent Rageface Muchwow: I was born ready
"He’s a war hero because he was captured? I like people who weren’t captured." That was in 2015 lmao
I may not agree with Trump on much, but he's giving the troops all the respect they deserve
Wrestling is more real than anything you've done in your life
Tangential but The Neverending Story was also filmed here as it happens. Guess this place got a lot of mileage out of boys who could fly, in general
Never seen it! I don't think I've ever heard it mentioned by local heads but you're right, it's one of ours somehow.
You are not an aura farmer. you are not even an aura hunter-gatherer. You died shitting your aura out after eating the wrong vibe mushroom
Toronto has all those, plus Crash and so many more. In Vancouver we have uhhhh Castration Movie Part 1. And... Skip Tracer?
I don't replace the tomato paste though, just accentuate it. Mamma mia spicy meatball etc
Never a bad idea. Also gochujang, especially if the tomatoes aren't premium
We all got that one auntie who's in the SCP
A lot of them would pop up with a whole binder full of spreadsheets of Allowed and Disallowed depictions culled from decades of shipping discourse
Mike Mignola, “Her Spirit Guide”, ink wash and watercolour, 2026
Time to look around for audio logs with hints about how the crew disappeared
Even Expat Press radiates bad vibes to me
Beach Vibe Poisoner in any case
Also if they're not expats
Weird floppy fisherman hat as seen on guys who post in review forums for Thailand brothels
Guys in hats that look like this are all wanted by Interpol
"Digital nomad" Oh, you mean both
When someone says they are an "expat" you have to guess whether they mean "migrant worker" or "freelance pedophile"
In an ideal world, all movies would aim that high
Fuck this is a good idea
Under the ban on biological weapons, it is against the Geneva Convention to send all those Dubai expats back to the USA
Pet portrait commission
Jazz in Brazil (1985)
Most intelligent MSNBC watcher
We need your fresh ideas in this dying industry
How about an Isaac Hayes code? Mandatory Shaft music on everything now
A laugh of familiarity of course, we all know the Yonkers Barrier Ridge
Zoomed in view of a building that looks like it’s comprised of glass boxes stack on top of each other
Inside the Vancouver library atrium that has cobblestone plaza and a glass room and on the left are the six levels of the library with shelves and people at desks
A cluster of buildings in downtown Vancouver that are older style with brick facades, then some glass condo towers in the background. The Sun Tower is a focal point with its faux-patina dome made to look like copper cladding
Zoomed in on the old post office building with a giant version of Canada’s coat of arms on the side of the old facade and a new glass office tower rising behind it
Vancouver #architecture from my walk around the city today
"I drank from the hose as a kid" implies whitebread suburban upbringing. Reactionary sentiment was in the water even without the lead
