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J.R. "Cardinal Copium" Bolt

@jrbolt

I believe in slime. Trapped in crystal prison / posting chamber

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Yes!!!! Glad you persisted and that you thought it was worth it. Solid gold classic

08.03.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do. I do care

08.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you just told someone the actual truth of it, they would think you were doing a Felix Biederman bit

08.03.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They use a wind tunnel to test the golf ball / garden hose air-pressure distribution

08.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For sure. And gorgeously filmed. It should be talked about alongside Alex Cox and Eric Red joints of the time

08.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man this movie whips ass. Pure evil (complimentary)

08.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
PIG - Tosca's Kiss
PIG - Tosca's Kiss YouTube video by PIG band official

He's still got it. PRAISE THE LARD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Aje...

08.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Office Jim doing classic Jim shit in Benghazi

Office Jim doing classic Jim shit in Benghazi

IDF General: Bad news. We've lost a shipment of jizz behind enemy lines. We need you to go in there and extract every last drop. Are you ready

John Krasinski as Agent Rageface Muchwow: I was born ready

08.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

"He’s a war hero because he was captured? I like people who weren’t captured." That was in 2015 lmao

08.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I may not agree with Trump on much, but he's giving the troops all the respect they deserve

08.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrestling is more real than anything you've done in your life

08.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tangential but The Neverending Story was also filmed here as it happens. Guess this place got a lot of mileage out of boys who could fly, in general

08.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Never seen it! I don't think I've ever heard it mentioned by local heads but you're right, it's one of ours somehow.

08.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You are not an aura farmer. you are not even an aura hunter-gatherer. You died shitting your aura out after eating the wrong vibe mushroom

08.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Toronto has all those, plus Crash and so many more. In Vancouver we have uhhhh Castration Movie Part 1. And... Skip Tracer?

08.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't replace the tomato paste though, just accentuate it. Mamma mia spicy meatball etc

07.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never a bad idea. Also gochujang, especially if the tomatoes aren't premium

07.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We all got that one auntie who's in the SCP

07.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of them would pop up with a whole binder full of spreadsheets of Allowed and Disallowed depictions culled from decades of shipping discourse

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Mignola, β€œHer Spirit Guide”, ink wash and watercolour, 2026

07.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 463 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Time to look around for audio logs with hints about how the crew disappeared

07.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even Expat Press radiates bad vibes to me

07.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beach Vibe Poisoner in any case

07.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also if they're not expats

07.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Weird floppy fisherman hat as seen on guys who post in review forums for Thailand brothels

Weird floppy fisherman hat as seen on guys who post in review forums for Thailand brothels

Guys in hats that look like this are all wanted by Interpol

07.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Digital nomad" Oh, you mean both

07.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When someone says they are an "expat" you have to guess whether they mean "migrant worker" or "freelance pedophile"

07.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

In an ideal world, all movies would aim that high

07.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck this is a good idea

07.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Under the ban on biological weapons, it is against the Geneva Convention to send all those Dubai expats back to the USA

07.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0