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Steve Danuser

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Narrative Director at Epic Games. Previous: Blizzard, 38 Studios, SOE. Opinions are my own.

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If I'm given a quest to kill Rift Shades, I expect that quest to be titled "Rifty Shades of Grey". Sadly, it was not.

02.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah what’s a little occupation.

18.01.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When in doubt, add more garlic.

18.01.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

bruh

02.01.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They should start a law firm.

18.10.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œQuality alone no longer beats gravity.”

Of the many wise things you have said, this may be the most succinct, and needs to be shouted from the rooftops.

22.08.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not saying it’s due to questionable parenting but Il’gynoth has a bad habit of dropping spoilers. Just because you can see the future doesn’t mean you need to whisper it to anyone who’ll listen.

14.08.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Inconvenient Faith of Stephen Colbert The core of why Trump World hates him.

"It’s statements like these from Mr. Colbert that have rankled many rightwing fundamentalists over the years because they can’t simply claim he’s being inaccurate or even particularly judgy."

18.07.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 2506 πŸ” 587 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 40

Will be interested to hear details if/when there is an announcement.

14.07.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t realize how much I needed that Superman.

13.07.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just write a thousand novels and you’ll be set for life!

17.06.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but do you love millies for millions?

10.06.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the way.

04.06.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Infuriating. Please thank your wife for all the good she’s done and know it helped make the world a better place.

30.05.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wut

25.04.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Been on this plane for five minutes and only just realized it doesn’t have a screen to watch movies. Send thoughts and prayers fam.

24.04.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lady Gaga looking like a Romulan high commander

Lady Gaga looking like a Romulan high commander

She looks like she's planning to kidnap Geordi La Forge en route to Risa and manchurian candidate him to kill the Klingon governor

19.04.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 3628 πŸ” 599 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 50

I mean, people still play Oregon Trail.

07.04.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I say I’m busy multitasking, I mean I’m scratching my cat’s neck with my right hand while rubbing my dog’s belly with my left.

03.04.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The word you were looking for was β€œinevitable”.

07.03.2025 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are driving a red van with the words `` no point in steering now '' on the dashboard . ALT: two men are driving a red van with the words `` no point in steering now '' on the dashboard .

A movie you've watched more than six times, using only GIFs.

21.02.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.

01.12.2024 03:55 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I aged 10 years over the course of the fourth quarter and OT.

25.11.2024 03:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Santa in his sleigh with a bag of gifts… yeah yeah yeah yeah.

18.11.2024 00:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2024 03:19 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was a phenomenal Caesar.

27.10.2024 14:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s really good. I hope they pick up the other seasons.

26.10.2024 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Owen I need you to drive to that stadium with a sledgehammer and knock it to the ground. Just put on a black & white striped shirt first, because apparently that lets you get away with any crime.

25.10.2024 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Girlfriend is a masterpiece, and I feel foolish for not posting about it last week in the thread on perfect albums from the 90s. "Thought I Knew You" is one of the greatest breakup songs of all time. Absolutely cathartic. So glad to see admirers and friends stepping up to help him.

24.10.2024 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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an older woman with gray hair is wearing a black dress and earrings and looking at the camera . ALT: an older woman with gray hair is wearing a black dress and earrings and looking at the camera .

"saddle on up if that is your druther"

23.10.2024 21:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0