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Hope lives in the galaxy. Let's use this time to be silly, to create, to stand, to shield, and to make someone else's life better. Dad. Hubs. Please direct complaints to the General Mills Fun Group, Inc. He/him.

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“is rotta the hutt looksmaxxing??” I ask as my friends buy me an ice cream cone to make my last day the best day ever

07.03.2026 01:57 👍 151 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
Doak (@doaknet): "In high school we had a bit we called "The Orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if a car slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit"

Doak (@doaknet): "In high school we had a bit we called "The Orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if a car slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit"

01.03.2026 20:06 👍 266 🔁 46 💬 2 📌 7

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

07.03.2026 03:01 👍 1343 🔁 264 💬 21 📌 27

I love that so much. I wore my MonsterVision shirt out and miss it dearly.

07.03.2026 04:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great 1st choice.

07.03.2026 03:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Jeremy Allen White speaks 'a little Huttese' as Rotta The Hutt in The Mandalorian And Grogu The star of The Bear voices the son of Jabba The Hutt in Star Wars' return to the big screen. Read more at Empire.

it's not right that Wampler is gone

www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

06.03.2026 18:00 👍 245 🔁 28 💬 8 📌 6

"Spry" is one of those perfect words, and JB is perfectly spry. I'll be wherever the Drive-In next lands.

06.03.2026 20:30 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

[Got a warm chuckle using the Lasso tool on George Bailey.]

06.03.2026 20:03 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Juvenile king penguin, covered in dense brown fuzz

Juvenile king penguin, covered in dense brown fuzz

It was fuzzy brown stuff, mostly natural fibers, you can imagine what it looks like. So when ships first began making the trip around Patagonia, the sailors began seeing juvenile penguins, probably King penguins. They called them the "oakum boys"

06.03.2026 19:53 👍 99 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

"You think that, ah, that moon is real?"

06.03.2026 19:52 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Dimension Films logo

Dimension Films logo

You know it. Co-starring Michael Wincott, Radé Šerbedžija, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Milla Jovovich.

06.03.2026 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2002's remake starred Sean Bean as John Nexus, an artificial intelligence pioneer killed by rogue hackers, whose digital persona becomes a ghost in the machine, exacting revenge on his tormentors.

06.03.2026 19:15 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published

1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series

1997 - BBC remake

2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added

2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap

2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next

06.03.2026 08:41 👍 1761 🔁 487 💬 10 📌 8

Saw a clip of someone turning the new LEGO Falcon Smart Brick set into a Fondor Haulcraft. Only a WIP so far, but I'm excited to see the finished build; that seems like an excellent base to build from.

06.03.2026 18:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huttmaxxing the eighteen-pack.

06.03.2026 17:55 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Fantastic Mr. Fox: Kristofferson meditating.

The Fantastic Mr. Fox: Kristofferson meditating.

Really grateful for you introducing the idea of a "posting lotus" to me; been picturing this before I hit send on anything.

06.03.2026 16:55 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
(Scary faces leer and reach for the camera in black and white)

MONSTROUS MUSINGS
The Giant Conspiracy Happening Against YOU
By Phil Nobile Jr.
I work with a pretty cool and diverse spectrum of employers, staffers and freelancers. Folks of different genders, sexuality, races, backgrounds. I think we're all pretty aligned ethically, morally, and where human rights are concerned, but when it comes to movies, opinions, and pop culture tastes and takes, we're all over the place.
And that's great. Sure, I will shake my head at a co-worker's opinion on a movie from time to time. We might even debate our differing positions. It's fun! But I'm becoming increasingly aware that this kind of civil, respectful coexistence is giving way to a troubling, growing line of thinking I see in the world - and, more and more, in horror: "If you disagree with me, something is up." It's not even "you're wrong"; it's
"you're only pretending to have a different opinion than mine, which is the correct opinion."

(Scary faces leer and reach for the camera in black and white) MONSTROUS MUSINGS The Giant Conspiracy Happening Against YOU By Phil Nobile Jr. I work with a pretty cool and diverse spectrum of employers, staffers and freelancers. Folks of different genders, sexuality, races, backgrounds. I think we're all pretty aligned ethically, morally, and where human rights are concerned, but when it comes to movies, opinions, and pop culture tastes and takes, we're all over the place. And that's great. Sure, I will shake my head at a co-worker's opinion on a movie from time to time. We might even debate our differing positions. It's fun! But I'm becoming increasingly aware that this kind of civil, respectful coexistence is giving way to a troubling, growing line of thinking I see in the world - and, more and more, in horror: "If you disagree with me, something is up." It's not even "you're wrong"; it's "you're only pretending to have a different opinion than mine, which is the correct opinion."

Today’s Terror Teletype: Thoughts about THE BRIDE!, thoughts about your thoughts about THE BRIDE!, and the weirdly right wing-coded trend of thinking everyone who disagrees with you is just pretending to disagree with you. manage.kmail-lists.com/subscription...

06.03.2026 15:51 👍 75 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 6
Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

06.03.2026 11:13 👍 1101 🔁 368 💬 4 📌 5

This seething Vader in the background is cracking me up.

06.03.2026 13:44 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Just read this: "I wish the Indy sequels were grounded and gritty like 'Raiders'."

"Raiders" ended with GHOSTS

06.03.2026 04:23 👍 355 🔁 33 💬 19 📌 11

🖤🖤🖤

06.03.2026 02:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All these supposedly brilliant tech billionaires and not one goddamned sandwich shuffled. Frauds.

06.03.2026 00:45 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Noem, hitchhiking home, night. An old farm truck slows, then stops and backs up. A flanneled arm opens the door and beckons her in. She hears a hoarse "Don't mind the dogs." from the darkness. The locks twist down. The smell of damp fur becomes suffocating. The mannequin hand clatters to the floor.

05.03.2026 20:04 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Keystone-shaped sign for Blue Ball, East Earl Township, Pennsylvania, named for The Blue Ball hotel. Founded 1766.

Keystone-shaped sign for Blue Ball, East Earl Township, Pennsylvania, named for The Blue Ball hotel. Founded 1766.

It's even implied on the sign.

06.03.2026 00:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫡

06.03.2026 00:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stock illustration of a hazmat guy carting a toxic barrel.

Stock illustration of a hazmat guy carting a toxic barrel.

05.03.2026 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Howling.

05.03.2026 20:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, the ol' Self-catfishing Ladyhawke. That'll happen.

05.03.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not to be confused with Brucewayne Mullin, who lost his parents in a tragic MMA accident as a child,

05.03.2026 20:22 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you.

05.03.2026 20:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0