the great pussy gulch chariot race

of course i don't support him, but the latverian people are currently facing the unrestricted might of the american empire and he's a symbol of that resis- yes i know what the flag looks like, it predates - do you know how many times reed richards has bombed doomstadt?

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

they cannot Make you accept a treatment. they can't even Make you take your hoodie off. stonewall long enough while pretending to be calm and they send in the Studiously-Smiling Nurse For Problems instead, who you can convince to take their stupid blood test from the hand instead of the arm

do your best impression of an especially-surly harpo marx

it's shut the fuck up *day, don't answer anything a doctor asks you no matter what day of the week it is. if you got here in an adversarial situation, don't fucking talk

a shitty little ratgirl glumly sitting in a long-abandoned, graffiti-covered, overgrown factory shed, wearing a shirt of the Nattens Madrigal album cover. just pose-referenced practice art. it's also an unaliased bmp so it'll be compressed to shit on bsky

ubisoft: we are proud today to announce the new rabbid: the rabbid you fuck.

ubisoft: you may think a few previous rabbids were this. we understand the confusion, but those rabbids were meant to invoke lust, not fulfill it. like the green m&m.

ubisoft: this rabbid, though - meant to be fucked.

i love to make all my company's properties legitimate military targets. seems like a great idea

@MisterBaseball5 There is no society. Only baseball. Baseball is culture. Demolish your museums, libraries, universities. A stadium in every city. Baseball. What use is "culture" in a world ruled by baseball? Abandon these artifacts of the past. Join the present. Embrace the future. Baseball.

@MisterBaseball5 The police abduct you in the middle of the night and take you to the countryside to assist with the construction of a new Baseball Stadium. The new Baseball Stadium will bring economic glory to you and your countrymen. Thanks for doing so much to assist with the Stadium Effort. Let The Stadium Heal You Your family has been relocated to Stadium Grid Point C7. All family members age 12 or older will be assigned to "Concrete Mixer Duty" Unfortunately "Secondary School Enrolment" no longer exempts working-age adults (12+) from Stadium Construction Service. The Stadium will remind future societies that a great and powerful baseball team once played here.

i want to go home guys

none of this would be a problem if you'd just allowed me known-working medication before it became a problem. genius motherfucker

i love to be threatened with a hospital visit just because i have opened an unstoppable portal to the elemental plane of barf inside my body and haven't eaten in five days

old people like to say "it'll happen to you!!!" but here's the thing: it really won't. none of us are going to live as long as you

Something Must Be Done About The New Peninsulares

i'm sure the united states' hyperspecialised, paper-asset-based, artificially-overvalued and utterly internationally-dependent Palace Economy arrangements will weather that kind of economic situation very effectively, just like mycenaean greece did

collapse of globalised long-distance interdependent trade systems (roman mediterranean breakdown, post-pax mongolica silk road failure, post-ww1 retrenchment, late bronze age collapse) always results in only Very Good things. despecialisation, deurbanisation, currency & production failure, nomadism,

"much-despised former minister's cars, caravan, and mailbox crushed by runaway truck" is a very funny framing to roll with

i miss kebab

i still like this one tbh

we're not gonna be seeing The Rich Israeli Ruling Class Jackoff Party Scene Is Decadent And Depraved article any time soon

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new feature where if you scroll too far down anyone's profile the entire view glitches out and you get this. you almost can't tell this site is being coded in claude

Must really sting to all the artists who use transmisogynistic shorthand that Branson Reese casually knocked it out of the park with a character who is A) legible as a woman who is trans B) an animal person C) still recognizably his cartoony character design D) fucking Swan Boy

GUY 1: help! help! ugaww!! we've all buried ourselves in the beach with only our heads sticking out, but we accidentally didn't leave anyone out to dig us back up and the tide is coming in. we need your help! GUY 2: okay okay okay [digging] okay guys this isn't a big deal but i'm going to bury myself too. i want to be one of your guys. then we can wait and ask the next guy to help dig us up GUY 1: what? GUY 2: no no it's okay we just have to wait for another guy i'm one of you guys now it's okay LATER GUY 2: ohh help us. help us stranger me and my friends buried ourselves and are stuck in the sand GUY 3: oh my gosh what do you need GUY 2: come here come closer and i'll tell you come closer these are my friends and you'll never be one of us

i think about this comic altogether too regularly

i love vomiting. honk if you love bringing up tremendous quantities of burning juice despite not having eaten anything

important advice on how to Curate Your Timeline here on blue sky dot app

i still like this silly little one and now it's officially dedicated to defeating the rabid american dog

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