people that hate cats are so funny to me because the things they complain about also are complaints autistic people hear about themselves “unfriendly” “unapproachable” “mean” etc
meanwhile the cats and the autistics are just minding our business and not seeking validation from someone
i take cat slander VERY personally. i will truly get worked up 💀
I will personally fight anyone who’s mean about my cat, infact ANY CAT
I fucking hate it when people ask me dumb questions. “Has this been done?” PLEASE FUCK OFF NO IT HASNT BECAUSE IVE BEEN SO FUCKING BUSY I CAN BARELY SHIT IN PEACE GIVE ME A FUCKING MINUTE
If I don’t wake up in a nanosecond he will begin to howl the sacred song of his people in my face
They give absolutely zero fucks and will stab you with a twig if you try to take their snacks
Today I watched a magpie use a twig to threaten a squirrel away from the peanut feeder and that is why imo magpies are the ASBO’s of the corvid world
I blinked too loudly at 6am and now my cat wants breakfast
Shaking ass to tears in my kitchen hello
I would like to know what type of crack Sabrina has put in her songs because my mood has gone from absolutely terrible to excellent in the span of five minutes
Pmsl I always take it just that step too far but tbh even he knows I’m right he just can’t admit it lmao
I love my bad very much btw but I know he absolutely cannot handle my politics and it makes me laugh lmao
Arguing with my ex para military father about the war over dinner and I think I took it too far asking him if the steak he’s eating tastes similar to boot and I don’t think it went down well lmao
Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke
I used to live and work in the UAE and hearing from friends still there has me fucked up im not gonna lie
The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
We’re all just trying our best!!! What a good idea though I’m going to get one today !
She was fine but she was just there on her own like that and I have a lot of big feelings ok
I saw an old lady sitting on her own on a bench and I cried lmfao
So we’re all really on our periods and crying out here huh same same
people that shower in the morning scare me. i just know they have some deep dark secret. like killing people probably.
i love long ass songs. yessss create a beautiful little universe for me to live in for a while thank you
Saying “what is that, it’s the unknown” and absolutely nobody getting the context hurt my feelings today
I love these guys very much
My crow looking at my phone with a sunset in the background
Just my buddy being cute
God I wish something mattered to you !!!!!!
Same
Learning that accepting help is actually the opposite of failure. Sometimes it’s literally the only way to succeed. Nothing wrong with taking the hand that reaches for you when you’re drowning
"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people
