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Kaitāia Friar

@basicbishop

He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Still not loving police.

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Latest posts by Kaitāia Friar @basicbishop

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“Keir Starmer to address the nation tomorrow”

08.02.2026 23:08 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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07.02.2026 21:46 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

boo

30.01.2026 18:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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one news: ”haere mai 2026”

31.12.2025 05:36 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Y’all do ACAB over here or???

28.11.2025 20:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is great stuff from da results faking pedophiles

28.11.2025 20:29 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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There’s still time for luxxo to turn this around and become electable, but it’s not gonna be easy.

27.11.2025 05:34 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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Dr asking how the weight loss is going

24.11.2025 05:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some of those who work forces like the porn that’s with horses.

06.11.2025 05:26 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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tax off

30.10.2025 07:25 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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Me. Applying for the role of a cockney hooker:

30.10.2025 07:25 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Waiting for the release of the Hotter & Wetter - Unrated Cut of Prime Minister before I watch it.

30.10.2025 07:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Yoda voice:

20.10.2025 08:06 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

For sale: $90k mayor Rolex. Never worn.

12.10.2025 06:48 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Nobody ray chung tonight

11.10.2025 07:53 👍 127 🔁 21 💬 7 📌 1
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17.09.2025 07:52 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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Hey I’ve got one of those and he just bought me this to throw

05.09.2025 00:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Da brain when u 11 beers and a soju deep:

20.07.2025 06:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New plan Aotearoa

20.07.2025 06:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here have this

30.06.2025 07:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Tanya when she found out the royal enquiry didn’t have the remit to hang Jacindo

27.06.2025 06:16 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Māori pakeha mongrel 😂

25.06.2025 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Banned from twitter for demanding the execution of 3 world leaders. Will not rawdog work.

25.06.2025 03:09 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

lol they got da tick here?

28.04.2025 07:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cooking wine and sugar free v. 3/5

18.04.2025 08:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woah hit skeet

15.04.2025 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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-lights up a cig-
-pays $2 for a coke-
-thinks about the totally fine world trade centre-

12.04.2025 07:32 👍 267 🔁 35 💬 18 📌 3

How u doing? I had a shocker chilli season

11.04.2025 08:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Youse will like this, I had glimmer trying to pwn me

11.04.2025 07:48 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Look I’m gonna be honest I have been treating BS like an ex the way I’m only posting when I’m hammered 🤣

11.04.2025 07:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0