Dave Infante

It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and buddy, I’m all out of Tony Dokoupil

talk about a thirst trap!!! [sorry im so sorry]

pov: you're about to get a $24 "new riff on a pre-prohibition classic" instead of the vodka-soda you ordered photo of harry styles in pink bike bibs shirtless with a witch's/pilgrim's hat on

Hand-carved ice block gonna run you extra

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Reyes bites off a bigger chunk of RNDC Read the internal memos flying about the latest expansion of the middle tier mega-deal

NEW: I've obtained internal comms from both wholesalers to their respective staffs about the newest version of the middle tier's biggest deal:

heyooooo

Typo here: RNDC is the *SECOND-BIGGEST wine/spirits wholesaler, Southern Glazer’s is way bigger. But still!

sprouting right up from the fecund soil of this great land

Expanding Middle-Tier Mega-Deal, RNDC Says Reyes Will Buy Five More Markets The biggest news in the beverage-alcohol industry’s middle tier is getting bigger: Reyes Beverage Group (RBG) will acquire five additional markets from its rival, Republic National Distributing Compan...

BREAKING: The country's biggest beer wholesaler is buying more markets off the country's (for-now) biggest wine/spirits wholesaler.

SOURCE CALL: I am once again looking to speak with current or recently former RNDC employees. Please get in touch!

checkmate @resnikoff.bsky.social

Former West End Councilor Bruce Tyler was one of the speakers. "You look at the districts that we have, there are two districts that are predominantly single family, the 1st and the 4th Districts. And the 1st and the 4th Districts pay a disproportionate amount of taxes in comparison to the other districts," he said, adding that downtown businesses also pay a large share. "We're going to tinker with that. And I'm tremendously concerned about that, because two things could happen," he continued. "One, housing costs are going to go down, which means the tax base is going to evaporate. Or two, just the opposite. The tax base will increase, but where will the affordable housing be?"

“Listen I’ve considered all the angles in good faith, and unfortunately the only solution is to never change anything ever. I know, I’m as disappointed as you are, but that’s what the data says, so that’s that, I guess.”

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nothing to do but curl up with a copy of the camp of the saints and wait it out

nyt editors treating slurs as a natural phenomenon. alas looks like some white-supremacy weather rolling in. cloudy with a chance of n-words.

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

Congress could, and should, ban this. Impose the same rule nationwide as some states already have: if an incumbent doesn't file for reelection by the deadline, the window to file gets extended a week or two.

also very few national outlets want to pay for the travel that type of coverage requires, and a lot of local reporters got laid off, which does not help lol

corey lewandowski and markwayne mullin have to bang now, that's the rule

replace all sentencing guidelines for all crimes with a term of being required to post on Threads

surprised landsman was able to make it to the floor to lick the boot after getting mercilessly chotined just yesterday

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas

MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

a student of history

wait i thought it was isis

oh no nitish you handed it to him. you don't gotta do that!

yeah. it is just non-fucking-stop, man

If you know more, bang my line:

Story here:

it’s time Walt

Four Loko Owner Considering Sale of Infamous Party Beverage Packaged in massive 24-ounce tallboys decorated with vibrant camouflage packaging, Four Loko is one of the most notorious party beverages of all time. And it could soon be up for grabs. According to R...

finally, a booze investment opportunity befitting america's depravity economy