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Realtime AI, Bio-inspired AI, robotics, biosignals, neuroscience, research ethics and signal processing. Senior Lecturer at the University of Glasgow. Occasional filmmaker (https://www.eigenproductions.co.uk/). Oh, and recovering anti Brexit activist.

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The Glasgow Reddit has a lot of videos / pictures of the fire: www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/

08.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From the glasgow community on Reddit: explosion Explore this post and more from the glasgow community

...and I've just learned that one shouldn't use standard fire extinguishers against lithium fires:
www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/co...

08.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed. It's more on brand with Bild loving AfD, MAGA and is basically the German Gammon paper.

08.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@davidlsims.bsky.social made a very important point at the end that netflix has democratised film watching. There are a lot of amazing arthouse or just very off beat films on there. Also for me as an occasional filmmaker: they have given a lot of new filmmakers a chance. Dark or Stranger Things.

07.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon

panel one:
three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. 

panel two:
the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested.

panel three:
as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-"

panel four
phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

07.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 6623 πŸ” 2059 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 85

Grok: Nevermind, Pete. You look good today. Tell me what you are doing tonight for fun.

07.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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some of you may die is written on a poster ALT: some of you may die is written on a poster

Obligatory Shrek meme...

07.03.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the article title: Reframing oxytocin as a behavioral flexibility hormone

A screenshot of the article title: Reframing oxytocin as a behavioral flexibility hormone

Scientific claims in biobehavioral oxytocin research are dependent on a β€œderivation chain”. Theoretical models are the beginning of this chain, which are dependent on a theoretical core supported by auxiliary hypotheses. Efforts to improve biobehavioral oxytocin research have tended to focus on auxiliary hypotheses related to experimental models (e.g., improving oxytocin delivery to the brain, polygenic approaches for genetics studies), and statistical auxiliary hypothesis (e.g., appropriate sample sizes for research). However, even if these issues are addressed, a poorly specified theoretical core (and associated auxiliary hypothesis) can lead to unreliable scientific claims

Scientific claims in biobehavioral oxytocin research are dependent on a β€œderivation chain”. Theoretical models are the beginning of this chain, which are dependent on a theoretical core supported by auxiliary hypotheses. Efforts to improve biobehavioral oxytocin research have tended to focus on auxiliary hypotheses related to experimental models (e.g., improving oxytocin delivery to the brain, polygenic approaches for genetics studies), and statistical auxiliary hypothesis (e.g., appropriate sample sizes for research). However, even if these issues are addressed, a poorly specified theoretical core (and associated auxiliary hypothesis) can lead to unreliable scientific claims

Oxytocin is typically described as a "social" hormone. In our new article, we propose that it should instead be viewed a hormone that modulates behavioral flexibility

doi.org/10.1016/j.ne...

07.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quick, kick a 2nd time and surely they will surrender.

06.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Claude Code wiped our production database with a Terraform command.
It took down the DataTalksClub course platform and 2.5 years of submissions: homework, projects, and leaderboards.
Automated snapshots were gone too.
In the newsletter, I wrote the full timeline + what I changed so this doesn't happen again.
If you use Terraform (or let agents touch infra), this is a good story for you to read.

Tweet Claude Code wiped our production database with a Terraform command. It took down the DataTalksClub course platform and 2.5 years of submissions: homework, projects, and leaderboards. Automated snapshots were gone too. In the newsletter, I wrote the full timeline + what I changed so this doesn't happen again. If you use Terraform (or let agents touch infra), this is a good story for you to read.

Back in my day you needed a senior engineer for this sort of thing

06.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1894 πŸ” 272 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 123
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This BAFTAs n-word controversy is a tough one for @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social πŸ€”

05.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 430 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

RETRACTED FOR THE SECOND TIME: phony study on "biofield energy" treatment neurocritic.blogspot.com/2026/03/retr...
An update on the saga of a supernatural intervention published in peer-reviewed scientific journals cc: @retractionwatch.com

05.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Listening to him: he's certainly cooked.

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, my God...

05.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...and yes the replies are spot on!

04.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, these were the days when they had to get Corbyn on state TV...

04.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just headed over to FB and interesting to see that this account likes a film production company, a photographer, a medic and an influencer. I guess these skills come handy when "writing" this article...

04.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@springernature.com Nature Medicine, be on the lookout… your peer review system is broken.

04.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Prompt: "Please remove drug den and write cheery caption."

04.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From last year's Private Eye:

04.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
b3ta loves the way you move

b3ta loves the way you move

Artist: Octo https://b3ta.com/board/11424185
From the 'Smelly Films' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/smellyfilms/popular/ #SmellyFilms

08.01.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2
AI BOOSTER BINGO

The squares read: 

I might get attacked for saying this

Imagine what it'll do in 5 years

Al critics are just afraid

Al is better than you

Everyone is doing it

"Levels the playing Field"

Your time will be spent on work that MATTERS

Your time will be spent correcting the Al's errors

MORE VOLUME!!

Shit outputs? Switch to [alternate LLM]

Yes jobs will be cut...

Humans aren't perfect either

It's FUN!!!

No practical advice

"Sorry bluesky"

Solution to chronic underfunding

What if it could cure cancer???

I made something that appears passable

No need for pesky underlings

Is it accurate? No. But...

Framing human work as "bespoke, hand-crafted"

Get with it or get left behind!!!

Al critics are luddites

This was actually written by AI 

For more free printables please visit www.timvandevall.com, created by Tim van de Vall, copyright 2013 Dutch Renaissance Press LLC

AI BOOSTER BINGO The squares read: I might get attacked for saying this Imagine what it'll do in 5 years Al critics are just afraid Al is better than you Everyone is doing it "Levels the playing Field" Your time will be spent on work that MATTERS Your time will be spent correcting the Al's errors MORE VOLUME!! Shit outputs? Switch to [alternate LLM] Yes jobs will be cut... Humans aren't perfect either It's FUN!!! No practical advice "Sorry bluesky" Solution to chronic underfunding What if it could cure cancer??? I made something that appears passable No need for pesky underlings Is it accurate? No. But... Framing human work as "bespoke, hand-crafted" Get with it or get left behind!!! Al critics are luddites This was actually written by AI For more free printables please visit www.timvandevall.com, created by Tim van de Vall, copyright 2013 Dutch Renaissance Press LLC

I made a bingo card

03.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 13
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Maybe not a Pulitzer Prize, but a MacArthur Fellowship for sure

03.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Reform gammons can finally get their airfix spitfires out again.

02.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The world is finally seeing what Ukraine deals with every single night.

The chaos caused by a few hundred drones across the entire Middle East last weekend is what a single Tuesday in Kyiv looks like.

Russia has launched tens of thousands of shaheds since this started

02.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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My Grandfather had Tourette’s. I know that he experienced prejudice and attempts to bully him. I’ve been pretty stunned that in the reaction to the Davidson episode, we’ve seen a lot of the ignorance that he, a man living his life in the mid 20th century, would have recognised only too well.

02.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 648 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 3
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It's even worse that Labour now thinks the "real" and "raw" working class person is the rabid racist and not just excused but worshipped. As somebody living in a mostly working class part of Glasgow that's just highly offensive.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

02.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh wait. Wasn't he a classical anti-US-imperialist tankie?

01.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Or Varoufakis when the US left Afghanistan: "On the day liberal-neocon imperialism was defeated once and for all, DiEM25's thoughts are with the women of Afghanistan. Our solidarity probably means little to them but it is what we can offer - for the time being. Hang in there sisters!"

28.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to remind of the the official Tankie guide to US-Iran war in 10 rules.

1. Being attacked by a nuclear power no longer means you should surrender immediately.

That only applies if Russia attacks

30.01.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 386 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3