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Moments of outstanding brightness followed by periods of quiet contemplation / anxiety / dullness. If you're a bigot, nazi or general shitehawk of a human being you will be blocked. Otherwise let's see what's out there. Also remember fix your heart or die.

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If your kids movie doesn’t educate as well as entertaining, maybe you shouldn’t be making kids movies

08.03.2026 02:40 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Call me crazy but I think someone is a lot more likely to need extensive therapy if their sexuality is treated as something to be hidden rather than if they see a gay person exists.

08.03.2026 02:20 👍 146 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 0

Just read it and bloody hellfire that’s a choice and a half to post. Maybe some self awareness will get through based on the feedback. They will have a moment of clarity and realisation will kick in. The only alternative for them is that sometimes there’s just no cure for being a cunt.

08.03.2026 08:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two panel comic. The top panel shows a pink triceratops with a speech bubble that says, “New month, new me!” The bottom panel shows the triceratops walking to the right, oblivious to imminent doom caused by the meteor, volcano, and fire in the background. Two dinosaurs in the background look up at the meteor with worried expressions.

Two panel comic. The top panel shows a pink triceratops with a speech bubble that says, “New month, new me!” The bottom panel shows the triceratops walking to the right, oblivious to imminent doom caused by the meteor, volcano, and fire in the background. Two dinosaurs in the background look up at the meteor with worried expressions.

At the start of every month I think, “I’m going to make more art and post more!” Here’s a comic to express how I feel about trying to be creative these days.

07.03.2026 18:41 👍 182 🔁 56 💬 2 📌 2
a man says well played sir that was good in front of balloons . Alt: a man says well played sir that was good in front of balloons .
07.03.2026 18:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In England....behind semi detached houses! C'mon even at their most cost effective budgeting Eon would have stumped up the cash for a location outside the UK with sunshine.

07.03.2026 17:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

With Bond doing DIY in his garden?

07.03.2026 17:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry to hear that 😞

07.03.2026 16:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How come?

07.03.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke . Alt: Ellen Ripley in a jacket says “i say we take off and nuke the entire site from space, it’s the only way to be sure”.
07.03.2026 16:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 14:52 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Well we now know where RFK’s brain worm went to.

07.03.2026 09:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

07.03.2026 03:12 👍 4008 🔁 966 💬 2 📌 0

What a day.....impromptu trip to Birmingham to see family and just got drama.

So much drama and for no reason.

06.03.2026 21:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Your enemies were the apple blossom people of Radigan Six?

06.03.2026 16:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A snap of a scan of an article on the ReelMagic card and how it's aimed to have industry-wide adoption as a standard. It'll also include a soundcard with SB and OPL support.

A snap of a scan of an article on the ReelMagic card and how it's aimed to have industry-wide adoption as a standard. It'll also include a soundcard with SB and OPL support.

30 frames per second? Get Reel! (in 1993)

Home computer CPUs weren't (and wouldn't be up for years yet) up to snuff to manage video decompression at high frame rates on their own. So instead, we see hardware solutions, such as SigmaDesign's ReelMagic dedicated MPEG card.

06.03.2026 15:28 👍 87 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 2

Casting call! Looking for a woman voice actor, 50+ who is versatile and a vocal chameleon / can play many different bit parts in an audio comedy.

We’re recording in London on 13th & 14th April. This is a paid opportunity. Actor does not need to be autistic!

1/

06.03.2026 09:30 👍 73 🔁 108 💬 10 📌 3
husky sitting in the passenger seat of a car.

husky sitting in the passenger seat of a car.

bringing this boy home from the kennels he's been stuck in for two years

06.03.2026 09:45 👍 88 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0
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a man says it 's a little dark buddy on netflix Alt: a man says it 's a little dark buddy on netflix
06.03.2026 08:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just like me
They long to be
In.....thecustardfactorydigbeth.....

06.03.2026 08:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My first thought was "Why is the Honey Monster wearing sunglasses?"

06.03.2026 08:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cheers V 🙂

06.03.2026 08:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

James

06.03.2026 08:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The logo of a DEC Rainbow 100 computer.

The logo of a DEC Rainbow 100 computer.

Time to go Meta (and not in a wanky Facebook way)

06.03.2026 08:08 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo . Alt: Cary Grant in a suit and hat standing with his hands in his pockets in black and white saying “Get Out”. Due to your pun.

Well that deserves a…..

05.03.2026 21:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a man with long hair and a beard making a face . Alt: a close up of a man (The Dude from The Big Lebowski) with long hair and a beard making a What the fork! face .

*checks google*

05.03.2026 20:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So you’re a teacher / carer and not a data entry clerk who really likes world book day.

05.03.2026 20:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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noem's dog looking down from heaven

05.03.2026 19:52 👍 4361 🔁 417 💬 57 📌 17

So you found a loophole to drink at work. 🤣

05.03.2026 19:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes but now I’ve got a brilliant idea for a Private Benjamin reboot involving you.

05.03.2026 19:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0