for fifty trillion dollars would you shrug at your best friend?
07.03.2026 08:10
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for fifty trillion dollars would you shrug at your best friend?
this is bad
someday it won't suck as bad, but i know that it sucks now. i'm sorry 🖤
mischievous 😈
hell fucking yeah
that would be illegal here. not unheard of, of course
politicians gonna politiciate
when you close an app then go to reopen it and it starts installing an update it's such disrespect
I ordered pizza from a place a few blocks away and did delivery. I tipped $9. the delivery driver was super nice until I signed the receipt and didn't add an additional tip. then he was like instantly cold. is $9 not enough tip these days for pizza? like damn. it was just two pies. nothing absurd
Do you think that before we had houses, they called them cave flies?
i did so much talking and talking. i would like a very shut the fuck up for the rest of the evening
omfg i'm FINALLY done with work. 6:40pm blaze it
^ those are the meatballs
but also the sound I just made
oooooo
lmao that doesn’t look anything like running. have they seen running before? mf is shaking
my mentality in life has been “never trust a skinny chef”
do you have to defrost or can you cook from frozen? I have some in my freezer rn!
slamming the subscribe button
it also doesn’t save lives when the rest of us want to kill them
that’s some underhanded shit lmao
I would charge him $5.60 for the $5 scratchers
I’ve been calling them voyeur glasses but I admit pervert glasses is more catchy
so I’ll mark you down as a “no” then ✍️
oh it does, actually.
A red potato that looks like a small dick and large balls
I found that missing red potato
where was it?
it was in the pool!!
oh the good ol days
I think it cured me the first week or so I was on here and someone asked me if I wanted to buy the real blood of a streamer/influencer
this was during my confusing teenage years before I knew I was bi
