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digital marketer :: martech swiss army knife :: strategist :: marching band dad :: st. louis fan

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I've heard of other countries doing something called a "vote of no confidence." Do we have one of those that we can use?

07.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people that do this with LOGOS just blow my mind.

07.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would mostly worry about it becoming popular, Bluesky catching wind of it and telling you that you can't use that domain name.

07.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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You’re a little company, now act like one You’re afraid that looking like being a small company means you’ll lose sales. It’s actually the opposite -- you’re alienating your best customers.

Your next sale won't be a 1000-seat order from Google.

But is your homepage written as if this is the target?

Formal, obtuse, corporate-speak, pretending to be a mature, stable company.

You’re alienating your actual best customers.

04.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 533 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 3

I know this isn't the point, but Oprah owes us all an apology and a car for platforming Dr. Oz. What a colossal douche.

25.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Survivor diehard, I'm embarrassed that I missed all this. I should have suspected something was up with her when I saw the Mar-a-Lago face. Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll be first boot.

25.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cars already in the roundabout always have the right of way. How so many people screw this up is beyond me.

25.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

24.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 6559 πŸ” 813 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 69

Just asked my two girls - 23 and 21 - the same question. Same response.

Both knew who Al Gore was, but didn't know he was Clinton's VP. Just knew about the election v. Bush.

25.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I were JUST talking about this. Skate forward in circles. I've literally done that before.

21.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

teej-maxxing? no?

19.02.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have to show ID to register to vote, if you are in a state that doesn't require it at the polls, you still have to say who the hell you are, and then it all has to all match up.

People pretending illegals are voting are not only dishonest, but they are useful idiots.

Don't be an idiot.

18.02.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 2980 πŸ” 829 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 23

I think Ewoks smell when they're dry. Wet ewoks will make your eyes water.

17.02.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a vest that says mvrs on it smiles and says gimme dat ALT: a man wearing a vest that says mvrs on it smiles and says gimme dat
06.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally a million millions.

06.02.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: β€œHe might have thought β€˜how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said β€˜this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

04.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 8774 πŸ” 3827 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 791

I wouldn't even need much of it. Maybe just a hundred million or so.

05.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Broomgate: A Curling Scandal | CBC Podcasts | CBC Listen For years, players have been too afraid to talk about it. But now, the truth about a broom that almost destroyed curling is finally coming out. Over the course of six episodes, semi-professional curler and fully professional comedian John Cullen (Blocked Party) is exposing the unbelievable, never-before-told scandal that rocked the sport of curling. Yes, curling.

Feels like a good opportunity to recommend this podcast about a curling cheating scandal. Way better than anyone would believe.

05.02.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Given your article's premise and the reports that are out today, can you give any examples of what this could be? Even a range?

02.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Her dress was holding on for dear life. It was like physics doesn't exist.

02.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone out there is sitting on a unreleased Michelle Obama documentary, they have a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

30.01.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.01.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
28.01.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They had 38 minutes of great basketball in their tanks. They emptied them. Great effort. Heads up. Onto the next.

28.01.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool. So what's the plan?

28.01.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't think I've ever seen a more unbelievable physical performance. I'm so glad I got to see that. #skyscraper

25.01.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FINALLY. Durbin FINALLY shows a pulse.

25.01.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I shouldn't even be allowed to exist in the same world as this dude on the #skyscraper.

25.01.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Given the state of affairs in the US, why am I choosing to spend my Saturday night making myself MORE ANXIOUS ON PURPOSE by watching this dude climb up the outside of a #skyscraper on #Netflix? I'm a moron, right?

25.01.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Respectfully, Senator, it's time to move aside and let someone else lead. You have not met the moment and I have no hope that you ever will.

24.01.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0