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evelyn mcmichael-maguire

@evelyn.fyi

developer / CRM architect. public speaker. attempting to be a published author. skeets do not represent my employer.

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It seems the thieving grifter pieces of human filth at "superhuman" are using my work without my consent to create AI editors based on me. The world isn't terrible enough, we also have to deal with people just stealing our work to burn resources and enrich themselves in a brand new way? Fuck off

07.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Lone Star Three': How Three UT Austin Students Paved the Way for Birth Control Access in 1960s Texas 'Lone Star Three': Before Roe, UT Austin students Victoria Foe, Judy Smith and Barbara Hines on birth control and abortion care in Texas.

Grateful for the opportunity to interview Victoria Foe and Barbara Hines, who shared information about birth control and abortion as UT Austin students in the 1960s, as well as archivist Alice Embree, for @msmagazine.com. Thank you to @livia-follet.bsky.social for working on this story with me!

05.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

05.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 4121 πŸ” 652 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 9
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One-Third of Gen Z Men Dream of Being Toxic Husbands A new global poll reveals Gen Z men are officially worse than Baby Boomers.

A new global poll reveals Gen Z men are officially worse than Baby Boomers.
www.jezebel.com/one-third-of...

05.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

watch along here: www.c-span.org/event/public...

05.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Empowering Users with Real-Time Dataβ€”Building Custom Screen Flow Experiences with LWC | Trailblazer Community In-person Event - This is an admin friendly introduction to LWC's by Colorado's own Evelyn Maguire!

Be there y'all! @evelyn.fyi is releasing a book and is going to teach us lessons from it! This is also going to be my first event as one of the group leaders so come drink a cider with me!

Free drinks and charcuterie!

trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai...

05.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eating them up in the QSes

05.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A headshot of Evelyn talking on a bananaphone in a banana jumpsuit. There is text that says MYSTERY LIVESTREAM SALESFORCE LIGHTNING WEB COMPONENTS COOKBOOK CHAPTER STREAM but MYSTERY is crossed out and the text APEX FOR LWCS is over it.

A headshot of Evelyn talking on a bananaphone in a banana jumpsuit. There is text that says MYSTERY LIVESTREAM SALESFORCE LIGHTNING WEB COMPONENTS COOKBOOK CHAPTER STREAM but MYSTERY is crossed out and the text APEX FOR LWCS is over it.

THE TOPIC HAS BEEN SET.

Get in, losers, we're talking about Apex development for LWCs.

Streaming tomorrow at 1PM PST on @stream.place and LinkedIn Live.

05.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

04.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

The CEO of Backpage took me to breakfast at the United Club in the Denver International Airport in 2012.

I found out who he was when I saw him on the NYT website.

05.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hi Evelyn,

I came across your profile and was impressed by your work as a The Eponymous Evelyn at EVELYN-FYI LLC.

I wanted to reach out to see if you might be interested in exploring an opportunity that aligns with your background.

Hi Evelyn, I came across your profile and was impressed by your work as a The Eponymous Evelyn at EVELYN-FYI LLC. I wanted to reach out to see if you might be interested in exploring an opportunity that aligns with your background.

"I came across your profile and was impressed by your work as a The Eponymous Evelyn at EVELYN-FYI LLC."

Lol this is an LLC I started two weeks ago, LinkedIn scammers are wilding.

05.03.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just invited my high school java teacher to my software book launch party and am about to cry in this coffee shop lol

05.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

04.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 3615 πŸ” 971 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 41

i have been to the emergency room for a dental abscess. it is a uniquely excruciating kind of pain. this man was tortured to death via medical neglect.

04.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1453 πŸ” 417 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 7

Right, and they want to stop allowing kids to explore this and potentially alleviating their discomfort on a completely evidencel-free theory that getting a haircut and using a nickname somehow causes trans identity because so many kids who do it grow up to be transgender.

04.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 12369 πŸ” 2563 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 76
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Yearning for the Apocalypse As chaos and violence break out across the Middle East in a war led by the US with Israel as junior partner, I wanted to revisit my research on Christian...

Please read @swordsjew.bsky.social (who is blocking me for some reason?) on the evangelicals in the RW base that view armed conflict in the Middle East as the road to Christ's fiery return.

I think this sounds so outlandish to normal secular people that they don't take it seriously. It's serious!

04.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

Thank you @joeneguse.bsky.social from a constituent in 80526!

04.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a series of folders, with eyes and nose and mouth glyphs on them, loosely resembling a face. loosely

a series of folders, with eyes and nose and mouth glyphs on them, loosely resembling a face. loosely

a lot of you are hesitating to update to macOS 26, which is too bad, because i'm over here making my new best friend: foldy

04.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 506 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 7

new Chotiner dropped

04.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went into the author portal and now I'm openly weeping, the last two years have been so bad and I'm so grateful.

03.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just got pre-final edits for the book and I'm hootin' and hollerin'

03.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And if they do, you get a free one. Ask me how I know.

03.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What privacy? Meta's smart glasses are filming unwitting naked people Meta's Ray-Ban smart glasses are a privacy nightmare, with footage of naked people, sensitive information, and violent acts captured and seen by Meta's AI and an army of employees.

Buried lede: Meta sends all your nudes to Kenya where humans annotate it and feed it to AI

03.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1434 πŸ” 794 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 163
Evelyn's legs. They are wearing watermelon compression socks, derby pads, and custom Bont skates. They have their ankles crossed daintily over their gym bag.

Evelyn's legs. They are wearing watermelon compression socks, derby pads, and custom Bont skates. They have their ankles crossed daintily over their gym bag.

Skateathon is live!

givebutter.com/skate-a-thon...

03.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOTE
1 Pregnant because raped in custody
2 Moved to TX because the regime has anticipated a need to circumvent state laws regarding abortion, medical rights
3 the infants in question will likely be trafficked into evangelical adoption networks or be subject the consequences of a lack of medical care

02.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 559 πŸ” 348 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 13
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GitHub - yaelwrites/Big-Ass-Data-Broker-Opt-Out-List Contribute to yaelwrites/Big-Ass-Data-Broker-Opt-Out-List development by creating an account on GitHub.

BADBOOL update! github.com/yaelwrites/B...

I made four changes:

02.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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States Move to Limit Access to H.I.V. Treatment

Tens of thousands of Americans are losing access to treatment for H.I.V. as nearly 20 states impose restrictions on assistance programs and several others weigh such changes.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/h...

02.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 202 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 55

either that or my account got hacked and someone made 100 posts for me yesterday, in which case, thank u

03.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@stechlab-labels.bsky.social is off the rails today

03.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0