Bea Kaye

there simply isn't a beer big enough for me when he goes

I love when BlueSky liberals act like Liz Cheney ran for office in a vacuum and we were just dumb rednecks to not re-elect someone who had done an abysmal job.

Meanwhile I could probably quickly round up a crowd of pissed off women for a demonstration against private equity in front of a closed Joann Fabrics

In the same way a parrot talks, yeah.

Daryl Hannah Slams 'Love Story,' Calling Her Character Inaccurate and a Portrayal of "Textbook Misogyny" The actress spoke out about her relationship with JFK, Jr. for the first time in an op-ed about the FX series.

I hope Ryan Murphy dies horribly and unpoetically.

You loved Caesar, you sound like most of Rome rn ugh

Congress should be able to beat Pete Hegseth's ass, a thing that we all want

We should really be programming a counter-culture August celebration this year

"Oh did you guys like your 250 party? LOL wait until you hear about Weed Month"

Hahahaha 😆

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

Maybe if we all just podcast hard enough, Daddy will come back

Tumblr User Gay Weed Daddy 69: dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

I don't think straight people talk about the important things, is the problem

there's a problem in a neighboring town where it smells like sulfur all the time now and LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

the idea of smashing a bunch of nerd reich fingers with hammers is too fun though

"We should get our measles boosters," I suggest, not unreasonably.

"Because of the unwashed heathens," I add, unnecessarily.

"A post on X from the betting platform Polymarket that says BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

So, kill it. With a hammer.

You don't have room to own just one is what you're saying

My normally laid-back husband, as Mike Greenberg is giving a touching memorial speech this morning: GOOD. I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD. FUCK HIM, THOUGH.

Me: Oh, Lou Holtz must have died

"Breaking: Senator confirms he does intend to continue grinding bones for bread despite multiple studies demonstrating how that doesn't work"

Maybe if we all just podcast hard enough, Daddy will come back

People Are Calling Steve-O "Racist" After His Comments About Illegal Immigrants "I've lost all my respect."

Not really

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Which chapter is The Art of the Deal where you give everybody a made up medal and/or special title to detract from how you're firing them

We all liked Secretary but you for sure did not marry James Spader so Calm Down

I feel like we should revisit the "Who do you want to be trapped with more, A [White] Man [Who Probably Voted Trump] or a normal Grizzly Bear?" discussion

I need the girl scouts to understand that we've already ate the cookies that were frozen for later. We are at a four-case cookie situation this year if this is to be sustained through Easter

They really do think their dumb Nazi husbands are smart 🫤

My undoing was not fighting back harder when white ladies told me their husband is 6 feet tall

They are delusional and I let them keep dreaming, that's on me

I was a volunteer observer for the 2024 election count. A shocking number of undervotes, where someone ONLY voted Trump. They didn't even check JD Vance's name, let alone local races. It really pissed off the election office