Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social)

thank you!

07.03.2026 05:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not my dumbass son eating goldfish *crackers* again

07.03.2026 05:35 👍 90 🔁 6 💬 9 📌 1

I need you to understand how much time in the past few years I have spent thinking about how the L&O franchise thinks defense attorneys are the enemy, and how much this ruins their ability to tell a good story.

07.03.2026 05:20 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

I won't vote for Gavin Newsom but you do have to admit nobody else has straight up killed a Republican congressman

07.03.2026 03:01 👍 281 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 0

Now I'm imagining some old white couple tuning in to the "new crime procedural" on NBC, "Chicago P.D.," only to discover that the PD in question is the Public Defenders.

07.03.2026 04:15 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

in the criminal justice system, the people are mostly represented by a public defender, who protect their rights against the crimes of the state. these are their stories.

07.03.2026 03:01 👍 97 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 2

Before the nurses strapped me into the laser machine, they pulled up Spotify and asked for my favorite album.

“Uh, it’s Kanye’s Late Registration, but he's a Nazi now. Let's go with my second favorite.”

Chat, I spent 40 minutes gently rotating to Carly Rae Jepsen’s landmark E•MO•TION (2015).

07.03.2026 03:48 👍 209 🔁 13 💬 20 📌 2

ICONIC

07.03.2026 03:49 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

07.03.2026 03:41 👍 71 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

God forbid women succeed at capitalism

07.03.2026 03:35 👍 116 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 0

lol what

07.03.2026 03:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

07.03.2026 03:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Law & Order: Pro Se Defendant Under Advisement By Their Pseudo-Former PD Counsel, Who They Bit, But Who The Court Won't Allow To Withdraw

07.03.2026 03:07 👍 56 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 2

yes ha ha

07.03.2026 03:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tag yourself I’m en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster...

07.03.2026 03:07 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

what’s a prestige emmy sweeping legal drama?

07.03.2026 03:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Impeach with Princess Peach!

Yoshi's Hearsay Exceptions

Luigi's Haunted Property: Mushroom Acres

Mario Kart: Intentional Torts

Mario Kart: Negligence

Bowser's Castle: Trusts, Estates, and Wills

07.03.2026 03:02 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

lmao i wish oca were on here

07.03.2026 03:08 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Upset at how many of these dress pages don’t have a pic of the dress!!

07.03.2026 03:00 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

why is jimmy wales allowing this

07.03.2026 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m in court like eight times a week lol

07.03.2026 03:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what the fuck

07.03.2026 03:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

in the criminal justice system, the people are mostly represented by a public defender, who protect their rights against the crimes of the state. these are their stories.

07.03.2026 03:01 👍 97 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 2

in woke 2 legal procedurals will be about the pd instead of the da

07.03.2026 02:59 👍 100 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 1