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Mojito Joe

@orrivo.com

13+ years building for Web, MacOS & iOS and still can’t get my printer to work. Former CTO who gave up the corporate job to build sh*t like https://orrivo.com in public and on Powered by ADHD πŸ“San Diego

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Liquid Glass dick-pics. That is all.

28.01.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You just gotta ask the right questions

11.06.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty much sums up this little experiment

11.06.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It really captured my chin folds brilliantly.

06.06.2025 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jason Mantzoukas yelling BITE EACH OTHER'S DICKS OFF! At men slap fighting in the foreground mostly out of frame

Jason Mantzoukas yelling BITE EACH OTHER'S DICKS OFF! At men slap fighting in the foreground mostly out of frame

For anyone who needs this gif tonight

05.06.2025 23:28 πŸ‘ 453 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all.

16.03.2025 20:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus in my attic is the name of my new strip mall church. Plz send donations (money not cum)

15.03.2025 08:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the guy that invented the monkey anus NFT?

15.03.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything’s an ass if you look at it long enough

15.03.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not at 5 but if it’s like 3 they’re happy with a box and a $5 cake with sparklers.

15.03.2025 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great tweet. This tweet makes America great.

15.03.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The cybertruck is missing the dog shit that should be smeared into it, otherwise no notes.

14.03.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the Pixar movie character their too scared to make

13.03.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a wonderful gift. Enjoy your vacation

13.03.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all fun and games until the AI can’t fix the bug and then it’s a bad vibe

13.03.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Runs towards you with a Pheasant in its mouth gleefully]

13.03.2025 06:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do we know if the mattress consented?

13.03.2025 06:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They will live a way better life in Mexico with better healthcare and a country that won’t see them as the enemy.

13.03.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[paprikapapi entered the chat]

13.03.2025 06:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it better than GrapeAnus ℒ️?

13.03.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally this is actually gods work not pretend shit.

13.03.2025 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who did it vote for?

13.03.2025 06:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the intern baby cfo gets no prenatal leave. Not in this economy

13.03.2025 06:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good tweet

13.03.2025 06:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m judging when I’m asleep

13.03.2025 06:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have a word in the U.K. which i think needs to be a Bigger part of the US lexicon to discribe people who are a pedo/rapist - nonce. And here’s another nonce and who the fuck is supprised that this nonce rapes innocent children like a nonce.

13.03.2025 06:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just another cybertruck with a shitty skin crashed did it?

13.03.2025 06:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Burger King is good orrrrr?

13.03.2025 06:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sound track by Randy Newman

13.03.2025 06:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This came up on my feed yesterday. The algorithm is wild. Also I ate these as a kid and they taste like ass water.

12.03.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0