Jay Hypno Writer Ask Me Anything. Question: which of your books would you suggest start with?
Depends on what you're into.
Financial stuff: Open House.
Chastity: The Space Bears.
BDSM: Stored.
Robots: I Want to be a Cyborg.
Cuckery: Best Man's Burden.
But best just buy them all: www.amazon.com/Jay-H...
Jay Hypno Writer Ask Me Anything. Question: Do you hypnotize/dom bisexual guys too?
I love 'em. Twice the foibles to play with.
Captain Janeway to Me, 30 seconds after we meet:
Jay Hypno Writer Ask Me Anything. Question: How would I go about becoming an asset? I wish to be drained by a powerful brainwashing man like yourself.
I have 24 books on the Kindle Store. Good assets buy them, read them, and leave 5-star ratings and effusive reviews of them. It's OK that you don't know what "effusive" means. www.amazon.com/store...
Me: What about all those improv classes you inexplicably signed up for?
Asset: 😳 How did You know about that?
Me: I programmed you to have an irresistible urge to do improv if you went 28 days without speaking to Me.
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Asset, 6 months later: Hey, Sir. Relationship didn’t work out. I couldn’t get hard unless I was thinking about your control.
Me: Understandable. Was that the only reason?
Asset: Yeah, I guess. Why?
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Asset: Hey, Sir. I started dating a great guy and I’m gonna focus on that relationship if it’s OK with You. Sorry to be stepping back from us working together.
Me: No worries, best of luck to you.
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Jay Hypno Writer Ask Me Anything. Question: I desire hypnotic impotence. Can your stories gradually dull sexual impulses?
Great question. Yes, you'll find My stories draw a sharp distinction between erotic and sexual. Read "I Want to be a Cyborg," "Dad State," "Stored," and "The Space Bears" to learn how erotic sexlessness can be.
I train My assets to refer to their thoughts as "thinks" and their feelings as "feels." Enforced Newspeak makes mental transformation a lot easier. Don't trust your thoughts or feelings. Rely on oversimplified thinks and feels to get you through.
Hypnotized to be so dumb you say "musty" when you mean "musky."
Vince lies in the dark, still zipped inside the spandex. The crowd is gone, but gazes linger. Likes. Shares. Thirst posts. They don’t want him. They want the man he became. Part 15 of “I Don’t Own My Likeness” is out now.
The role isn’t done with him yet.
Neon is nonsense. Khaki is king.
Numbered asset, here's a command, which
Makes you want to buy Me a sandwich.
Congratulations, I've decided to renew you for another season. But to shore up your flagging ratings, there will be some significant creative changes going forward.
Hypnotized to be so dumb you make plans at “eleven a.m. in the morning.”
Congratulations, you’ve been hypnotized to be so dumb.
Hypnotized to be so dumb you pronounce it "exemplerary."
Buried memories surface at Clyde’s used bookstore. Ex-rubber object Barry accepts a kind stranger’s offer and, for the first time in years, sees his name in print... on his first paycheck. Rubber Reboot Ch. 5 is out now.
Hypnotized to be so dumb you say "criterias."
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Hypnotized to be so dumb you overshare and embarrass yourself on the internet.
Hypnotized to be so dumb you make your boyfriend pop open the pressurized can of biscuit dough.
Hypnotized to be so dumb (Millennial stomp-clap-hey edition) you go into a trance whenever that Alabama Arkansas song comes on.
I'm taking a few days off, traveling the country and leaving brainwashed dudes in My wake. If you're one of them, good for you. If you're not, you can still brainwash yourself by reading My books. End 2025 as a character in My stories, a figment of My imagination.
Hypnotized to be so dumb you scrape a knife across food to make that crispy noise.
Graphic depicting an Ask Jay Hypno Anything anonymously question: do i have a number?
This refers to My practice of tracking men as numbered assets. Anonymous AMA, so there's no way to know for sure if you specifically do, but every man I've met since November 30, 2020, has been entered into My asset tracking system.
Like all twisted Christmas dreams, Hypnoël has vanished from My site. But the heat lives on in a Kindle collection, with an exclusive, never before seen story added just for you. Relive it all or enjoy it for the first time. "Hypnoël," now on Kindle.
KringleCorps deems Santa obsolete and rebrands Christmas as pure profit. What happens to Jolly Old St. Nick? Only My newsletter subscribers get to read the twisted conclusion of “KringleCorps.”
Hypnoël ends today, but “KringleCorps” ended on a cliffhanger. Want to know how it ends? Subscribe to My newsletter to get the special conclusion tomorrow. jayhypnowriter.com/s...
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Hypnoël. 24 days of twisted tales and transformed men. Day 24: A weary Santa sells control to a private equity firm, trading tradition for tech. Productivity soars, but elves, reindeer, and joy are quietly optimized away. Check out “KringleCorps” Part 1 now. jayhypnowriter.com/h...
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