Retronymous

38% of haunted murder house attendees disapprove of plan to stick together in one central location until morning

i bet that feels so good for the cooling fan

Name your favorite movie filmed in the location you met your spouse

Name your favorite movie featuring your high school mascot

low res pikachu, eyes closed being pulled by a rope

me

Just take up woodworking like the median software engineer you guys

Yeah, definitely rhymes

worst pokemon

Trying to find tax prep software that isn't emphasizing AI right now is dire

studio ghibli: release the koth dubs!

Same

Just total abandonment of engineering and manufacturing constraints: HERE IS A BLANK CHECK TO BRING ME THE FINEST JUICE BAG SQUEEZER IN ALL THE LAND

me and a buddy are putting our coveralls on and delivering a large plate glass window. that should set things off. maybe a couple of baby strollers too?

glad I don't have Steam play time stats/accomplishments for this

Gotta buy the spicy Honda tape

A small black and white woodpecker in dim light perching on styrofoam insulation next to 2x4 framing

On second thought it might have been a downy woodpecker

Love to climb in my attic to rescue a dumb hairy woodpecker, just so fun

Everyone in my neighborhood, followed by "squirrels ate the wiring in my car"

The crazy combo runs don't happen quite enough or I'm bad at it, bounced off once I plateaued at orange stake (i.e. it was all consuming for a few months)

I love this place so much

Speed run, they didn't even have time to print the "mission accomplished" banner before it was an obviously bad idea

now, "senator uncle baby billy" as the junior member of the SC delegation, that needs to happen

I got laid off once, and now I am disappointed they didn't give me a nonsense title during the time required for WARN compliance

who's gonna do the Brigitte Neilsen monologue? (you think you are so berry berry good...)

Hard to Kill, too

(I will never give up this bit)

I'll be in my bunk

because there's not a TV in there so I can avoid this

omg it's so overengineered

holy shit that is not at all what I thought it was, lol no wonder that ended the way it did

something expensive given all the milled parts and relatively modern given the circuit boards

it makes me think medical equipment

I had one, best visibility of any car I've ever driven

I feel like I'm the only non-smoker that likes the smell, just the tiniest sliver of an overlap in a venn diagram