sanctimonious bikehole

how tf am i getting axe-bombed in the year of our lord 2026....

i fucking love busses and usually go out of my way to accommodate them so it's heartbreaking when they're aggro against me when riding.

whomever wants to lead the democratic party in the future is going to have to understand that you’re not getting any more tax cuts, that ship has sailed, what you’re going to have to promise is better service for tax dollars, and we are going to have to collect a lot more of those dollars

story idea: straight-edge corporate salesperson

Dan Simmons Is Dead So It's Time To Read 'Hyperion' | Defector Call it the Orson Scott Card problem. You want to recommend a piece of sci-fi to a friend, but you know that if you do you’ll have to include the disclaimer that the author’s politics are…

Dan Simmons is dead so it’s time to read ‘Hyperion’:

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

nothing like getting complimented on my "defend public libraries" tee shirt by the director of the library district 🥰

Years of training have led to this moment. Body ready. Mind sharp. Batteries charged.

Currently fasting to make sure I can make it to the end! I think my personal record is maybe 4/5 tops. This is going to push my body to its limits.

Live coverage of every stop, the first pedal drops at 12 PST.

the cars look fast as hell, too, smaller size is nice

they do look slippery as hell, and i'd be surprised if ferrari's strong starts last through the season (either getting nerfed or other teams catch up)

*john madden voice* f1!

thanks for all your efforts! i know how hard it can be to maintain labelers like this

i got really good at learning exactly how close i could get to traffic while staring daggers at the drivers. works pretty well and i can only remember like, 2 times where i genuinely had to stop or i'd have been hit.

much tougher with kids / dogs though obvs

question: how many Rs are in strawberry, and also why did dad leave and never come back? answer: There are 0 milks in stmilkawbemilkmilkberry, so your dad decided to get some. The r shop is very far away

youraislopbores.me

your ai slop bores me > write fanfic of kissinger finally meeting Death Kissinger: hello death Death: hello.. Uh, wanna... Kissinger these lips Kissinger: sure I guess Mfgggfhgdhggg

Riders dismounted on a cyclocross course

Cyclocross!

anthropic: I have made AI

tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Jubilee, by Japanese Breakfast 11 track album

the breakout hit album from jbrekkie (i was onto them before they were big but this album slaps)

michellezauner.bandcamp.com/album/jubilee

Promises, by Floating Points, Pharoah Sanders & The London Symphony Orchestra 9 track album

a modern classic classical album, composed by an electronic musician?! featuring sax legend pharaoh sanders?!?! in BLUE?!

floatingpoints.bandcamp.com/album/promises

Bon Iver, by Bon Iver 10 track album

the og "disappeared to a cabin in the woods" album

boniver.bandcamp.com/album/bon-iver

Fables, by Isabel Pine 15 track album

great classical / ambient release that came out recently, the only "new" album I'm getting (but still getting a vinyl too)

isabelpine.bandcamp.com/album/fables

it's bandcamp friday! with the imminent arrival of a vinyl player i'm mostly picking up some classics on vinyl.... little bit more than digital albums lol, but at least i get digital copies too!

we tried playing 20 questions with alexa ai over the holidays and it got to “ok so it’s a middle aged comedic male actor” about 7 questions in and then just said “thanks for playing!”. had to prompt it several times to, y’know, keep guessing

odd how housing is always the one thing that doesn't follow basic market supply / demand curves

A picture of my cargo bike with the landspeeder from Star Wars artwork

How about space cyclists?

Can I join the echo chamber bike party?

aye, but what about an enduro trackie? [i have no upper body]

will surely run some cx clinics too, they're always open to all!

a friend of mine did unbound XL then started racing cross and got to cat 3 in 1 season w/ her fitness

i do supply my rivals with beer and fireball (and sodas / na beer) just sayin!