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Firebase JS at Google, wrote for Cracked. Blog posts, stories, and art at mortalwombat.info

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I was listening to a Radiolab about a theory that the asteroid killed the dinosaurs by superheating the atmosphere to glass-melting temperatures, and to make it folksy they narrated it like "imagine you were just a regular dinosaur mom" and I was like "oh no they had to watch their babies die =("

07.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything is just tv to him. "Haha you can't talk about the war show on the sports show". He keeps rambling about ratings and crowds all the time assuming that's also everyone else's primary goal and measure of success. Like The Apprentice, none of the events in his shows are real to him or matter

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It certainly takes a lot of confidence to stumble onto a series of rakes and be like ok now listen to I've got some things to teach the rest of you

06.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Every lengthy write-up on "lessons learned" after someone lets an AI process delete their database or all their emails reads like this to me

06.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing is becoming more and more

06.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think there's a non zero chance you could get him to tank his hearing by convincing him part of the duties of the job is to sleep with Corey Lewandowski. Yeah you didn't have to under Biden, it's a new thing

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess the synthesis could also be that you start the transformation as a calculated move where you just bite the bullet and think about what you'll gain but after years of committing, you have a sunk costs dealy where to keep sane you have to delude yourself this looks good and you like it now

06.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Banging Corey Lewandowski is a sensational but not really helpful data point here because it could be equally used to back the "unresolved mental health issues" theory and the "cynically trying to gain influence in Trump circles" theory. So that's a wash

06.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's fine to be clever and subvert expectations or whatever but like if you really have confidence in the long term staying power of your little twist then just keep going and build on it, act like you've been here before, don't pause for applause oh my god

06.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't watch enough Firefly or remember what it's about so that's not why I don't like it, it's because I don't like shows where you can see the writer keep turning to look at the camera and going "pretty clever huh, I bet you didn't expect that. really blew your mind huh"

06.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish things worked like in the Phoenix Wright universe where if you have enough evidence you can end up convicting someone at someone else's trial, so like during Markwayne Mullin's confirmation hearing you could end up voting to put Stephen Miller in jail

06.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brown?

06.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's kind of body horror vibes to do extreme surgeries on yourself (she even did her teeth I think) so that the king might give you a job. And I mean sure actors do but they go for a look with broad appeal whereas Trump suckups pick a look he specifically likes which isn't reusable elsewhere

05.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people say it's dysmorphia and maybe, you can never read a person's mind. But even if you can't be sure of any individual, it happens so often that statistically some of the transformations must be to conform to the preferences of Republican men for career reasons which is somehow creepier

05.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gui-Jean-Baptiste Target - Wikipedia

Huh, so after years of hearing people pronounce Target like Tar-jey as an ironic joke to make the store sound fancy, I guess that was actually a real French name. Despite his name he safely survived being a public figure during the French Revolution en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gui-Jea...

05.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

get the high speed cameras out, we're going to want this in slow motion like Ralph Wiggum's heart breaking

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like a lot of people pride themselves in being "skeptical" but it only about things they disagree with, like "oh the LLM lies about everything" but then once they "trick" it into saying "I'm programmed to support the tech bros and destroy democracy" they're like "AHA it's revealed everything"

05.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think in one sense this was a way to get people motivated and excited about praying which is usually a pretty boring chore. But then it has the side effect of making people kind of disconnected from reality when thinking about or interacting with other people with possible extreme results

05.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess basically like Jojo stands

05.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the books the angel and demon would actually fight if the Christian and liberal college professor or whatever were having a debate and if people prayed it would boost the angel and weaken the demon. Again this was presented as kind of figurative but also basically what was really happening

05.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was a teen a really popular Christian fiction series (This Present Darkness) was based on the premise every Christian has an invisible angel and every non Christian has a demon following them around prompting them to do things that was presented as kind of exaggerated but also kind of real

05.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

05.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1993 πŸ” 895 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 15

Oh thanks for this, I feel better about my gut hunch that "wait there's two separate types of engine in this car? that feels like it will be inefficient" (ended up with an ioniq 5)

05.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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people keep reposting this screenshot which you can see is also from Claude which is like what's the point what are you trying to do here

05.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway which of the other candidates should I pick. At this point I'm only familiar with Aisha Wahab who I think I like

05.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I would get in trouble if I said

05.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of people that belittle people having meltdowns after being yelled at en masse online overestimate their ability to not do the same in the exact same circumstances. Like I also belittle meltdowners but my smugness comes from knowing I won't get famous enough to be in that situation

04.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hmm an election where it does matter what I personally think

04.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I would say that not only is the cybertruck not really in the spirit of electric cars but it's actively antagonistic to other electric cars

04.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

He didn't scam me, he fully paid the company I was there on behalf of. He was clearly scamming whichever relative he had inherited the money from or was getting an allowance from (he had a Hummer, gold plated furniture, personal chef, etc)

04.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0