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Senior Writer for FanGraphs, ESPN contributor, data consultant, ZiPSetician, gamer, talkative, exasperated/ing, possibly the worst. BBWAA, Digital Dandy. Also known as Zebulon Igor, apparently.

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Angel Hernandez made the call "helicopter."

07.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do appreciate getting a weird 77 degree day in the first week of March so that I can actually test the A/C and make sure everything's working properly long before it's actually needed.

06.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kevin McGonigle’s Time Isn’t Soon β€” It’s Now AprΓ¨s Tarik Skubal, le dΓ©luge.

Up on @fangraphs.com, I talked a bit about the Tigers and why they should start Kevin McGonigle in the majors.

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05.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Kevin McGonigle’s Time Isn’t Soon β€” It’s Now AprΓ¨s Tarik Skubal, le dΓ©luge.

Up on @fangraphs.com I made my case for Kevin McGonigle being the shortstop from day one.

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05.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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3-D, comics and currency: The experimental baseball cards of the '60s and '70s

By me for @theathletic.com on special inserts and test issues to collect, at various price points. www.nytimes.com/athletic/708...

05.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Kiryu does get a happy ending. And not the fakeout they like to do where someone finally gets what they want and then they immediately kill that person off five minutes later.

05.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm up to starting Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth, having just finished The Man Who Erased His Name. The developer *really* has no mercy for its protagonists, and every bit of their happiness seems to be incredibly fleeting.

05.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean WWE nearly contemporaneously had Reverend Slick/Jive Soul Bro and I'm still trying to figure out how to legally sanction my memory for retaining images of Kamala and Kim Chee.

03.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I would guess they're just trying to expand the Extended Achaemenidverse.

02.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1-Zone Swing% and O-Swing %, respectively

02.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, she's just good at going to temple, mostly I think because they have a *lot* of good catering there.

Personally, my favorite event to do is "not doing anything," so agnosticism works out well for me.

02.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On my long mental list to see, but I have not

02.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom went to an event at temple apparently called KPop Purim, and I'm looking forward to interrogating her as to what exactly that is when I get a chance.

02.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

I had a dream that NBC had a new show in which Ron Swanson was pitching for the Red Sox and I was really mad he was right-handed. I was trying to figure out why I had such a specific dream until I found the dark truth: there's a part of my brain that doesn't understand the existence of Payton Tolle.

27.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you had asked me to bet on what the bosses in Yakuza: Like a Dragon were going to be, I would have put no money at all on "Giant Out of Control Roomba"

26.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Athletic Welcomes New Colleagues | The New York Times Company We’re excited to announce the hiring of several Washington Post journalists as The Athletic expands its coverage of the Commanders, launches a new Nationals beat and adds to its growing roster of…

The Athletic is hiring Barry Svrluga, Adam Kilgore, Candace Buckner, Ava Wallace, Spencer Nusbaum and Jason Murray www.nytco.com/press/the-at...

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Jacob deGrom, Cooperstown, and the Abstraction of Greatness Is replacement level really the right lens when we’re talking about greatness rather than value?

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26.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Just youtubed Majima in English and noped pretty hard out of this.

26.02.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably not. Not really the same world (as far as I know) even if same engine, and the console exclusives I play are basically MLB the Show and various Nintendo-only IP. My PS5 is basically an expensive MLB the Show machine.

26.02.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have not yet. Going to work my way through man who erased his name, infinite wealth, pirate yakuza, then work my way to the various "extra" games I missed.

26.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, I like to pretend I'm not aging, but I'll be 48 this year, not 28.

26.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never expected to play an RPG in which one of the classes was "Homeless Guy"

26.02.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And when it comes down to it, I'm a sucker for a JRPG. The combat interactions are pretty funny, and you get in and out of fights pretty quickly.

26.02.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like it. Truth is, the Yakuza isn't one of the games I'm better at; there's an element of quick reaction to most of the counters in fighting, and my reaction time has simply slowed a bit over the years, so I can no longer just play these tyeps of games on Hard anymore.

26.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I left it in Japanese. After playing seven of these games in Japanese, it just felt weird to be in the same localed and have guys talking in these neutral American accents

26.02.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And the result is that stakes feel higher. With Kiryu, you just take for granted that he can walk into any building and just beat up the population of a small city single-handedly.

26.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been really enjoying Yakuza Like a Dragon. I thought I'd miss Kiryu, but I like the contrast in personalities between Kasuga and him. He's heart-on-sleeve in a way that Kiryu never really is, and there's something really warm feeling about that.

26.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0