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Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him

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Today's thread highlighting people who have reached out for help via Bluesky. 23 today, no bonus posts

1. Fallon: bsky.app/profile/fall...

07.03.2026 04:27 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
a sketchy family of elephants

a sketchy family of elephants

meds kicking in, sleep time, elephants for the night!

07.03.2026 03:27 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
a sketchy family of elephants

a sketchy family of elephants

meds kicking in, sleep time, elephants for the night!

07.03.2026 03:27 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

chip in, or help spread the word?

07.03.2026 02:52 👍 30 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0

🖤🧡

07.03.2026 02:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a hippo in a simulation of colored marker

a hippo in a simulation of colored marker

23.5 cents from each of my followers would get me housed, fed, medicated, and able to take the bus! Every 5 bucks pays for over 20 people! Have a hippo!

05.03.2026 19:54 👍 45 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 3

I was going to put this off for a little while, but with the tourists returning to the area the runway for affordable short-term accommodation got real short all of a sudden. We're good for now, but April looks real sketchy.

04.03.2026 23:41 👍 8 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
A sketchy fawn!

A sketchy fawn!

Setting the weekend goal low because I know things are hard for you too! 500! Doable? I sure fucking hope so!

0/500 WG 90/3120 MG

06.03.2026 22:53 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Red and purple overlaying a warped black and white pattern.

Red and purple overlaying a warped black and white pattern.

Thank you for your attention. Every donation is deeply appreciated, no matter the amount. Never feel pressured if you can't afford to donate or if you only give a few bucks!
Don't ever put yourself in any financial trouble on my behalf. Always prioritize yourself, your loved ones and your community.

04.03.2026 22:11 👍 8 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
A hole filled with swirly lines bordered by a gltchy pattern in green and blue.

A hole filled with swirly lines bordered by a gltchy pattern in green and blue.

I'm also always open to discuss any other opportunities (design, proofreading, dutch to english and vice versa translating, creative consulting and more, (Also pro-bono!)) keeping in mind that my health does put limitations on my availability. DMs are always open, e-mail is in the linktree in bio.

04.03.2026 21:51 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
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Support Standplaats Krakow Support Standplaats Krakow

I also have a ko-fi page where I offer a few commission options: social media banners and avatars and custom playlists (for an idea of the eclectic musical background I'm pulling from check my long-running thread here: bsky.app/profile/stan...)

Ko-fi here: ko-fi.com/standplaatsk...

04.03.2026 21:38 👍 4 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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First fifty for February! | Standplaats Kraków Get more from Standplaats Kraków on Patreon

Please join my Patreon if you'd like to help me stay insured! We're at about 75% coverage, it helps tremendously!

I post full resolution files of all my thank you images there.

No paywall, so if you see something you like...

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04.03.2026 21:37 👍 5 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
"my idols are dead and my enemies are in power" captioning an image of Browser the library cat.

"my idols are dead and my enemies are in power" captioning an image of Browser the library cat.

Line drawing of a guillotine, text: "A Wealth Tax Is The Compromise."

Line drawing of a guillotine, text: "A Wealth Tax Is The Compromise."

US flag, America 1776 - 2026, We had a good run, but good is struck through. On a mug.

US flag, America 1776 - 2026, We had a good run, but good is struck through. On a mug.

Light bomber with a big concentric blue star pattern, very much a gabber design.

Light bomber with a big concentric blue star pattern, very much a gabber design.

To help offset the cost of being too disabled to work, but apparently not disabled enough to warrant support from institutions I run a cool Etsy store: standplaatskrakow.etsy.com

Spread the word! I hope to one day live purely on sales of art and apparel. (Requests welcome!)

04.03.2026 21:35 👍 7 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
Plasma globe on a black background.

Plasma globe on a black background.

If you're new here: I am chronically ill in a way that means my energy levels are very low and erratically distributed (Parkinson's and 5 years of Long Covid. Not recommended.) I depend on the kindness of the internet for thriving and surviving. I try to give back in entertainment and weird art!

04.03.2026 21:28 👍 29 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

StS II looks fantastic, but I feel like I'm too dumb to grab it at full price. I'll wait for a deep discount in case I bounce off due to too hard.

06.03.2026 23:58 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Ommanyte: how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast fiat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on 

vetstudentlive: as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring

ladyyatexel: the hills are alive with all the fucks j give on select topics

Ommanyte: how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast fiat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on vetstudentlive: as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring ladyyatexel: the hills are alive with all the fucks j give on select topics

07.03.2026 00:05 👍 76 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0
07.03.2026 02:40 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

MOST places online literally cannot afford to outsource it either; we'll all just end up shutting down.

07.03.2026 02:41 👍 36 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, how accurate this is...

07.03.2026 02:42 👍 30 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 1

It's day 4 and we just made this

07.03.2026 01:23 👍 92 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Love how this lets you know exactly what you're in for in just 1:28: Rancid - Maxwell Murder

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xccc...

07.03.2026 01:10 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Day 5 stalled at 0$
112$ needed by march 7th

Out of food and 2 meds, 3yrs sober tomorrow (3.5)

V venmo.com/d_fay
P paypal.me/peach77
K ko-fi.com/ellespeaks

#mutualaid #mav #disabled #helpfolkslive2026 #helpsky #fundsky #MAboost #queer

04.03.2026 23:42 👍 13 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1
Ommanyte: how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast fiat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on 

vetstudentlive: as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring

ladyyatexel: the hills are alive with all the fucks j give on select topics

Ommanyte: how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast fiat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on vetstudentlive: as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring ladyyatexel: the hills are alive with all the fucks j give on select topics

07.03.2026 00:05 👍 76 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0

StS II looks fantastic, but I feel like I'm too dumb to grab it at full price. I'll wait for a deep discount in case I bounce off due to too hard.

06.03.2026 23:58 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

vietnam ii: memetic screwgaloo

06.03.2026 23:44 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of three cybertrucks. One os normal cybertruck and the two children cybertrucks are green and kinda look like dumpsters.

A picture of three cybertrucks. One os normal cybertruck and the two children cybertrucks are green and kinda look like dumpsters.

Cybertruck expert here, when they start having twins it, counterintuitivly, means their population is under stress.

06.03.2026 23:44 👍 178 🔁 36 💬 2 📌 2
"Customer: I'd like to buy a letter S. 

Scribe: A normal S or a bizarre eel-like creature with a bird's head chasing after a seagull? 

Customer: Hmmm. Not sure I'm totally sold. Could you make it female? 

Scribe: Buddy, you're not going to believe this..."

[image of a Medieval musical manuscript featuring a bizarre eel-like creature with a bird's head chasing after a seagull, with her titties out.]

"Customer: I'd like to buy a letter S. Scribe: A normal S or a bizarre eel-like creature with a bird's head chasing after a seagull? Customer: Hmmm. Not sure I'm totally sold. Could you make it female? Scribe: Buddy, you're not going to believe this..." [image of a Medieval musical manuscript featuring a bizarre eel-like creature with a bird's head chasing after a seagull, with her titties out.]

31.07.2025 15:26 👍 471 🔁 88 💬 2 📌 2
Photo of a ridiculously cute ginger kitten with a little blue bib around his neck in a warehouse, a label on his head. "He's back in stock."

Another photo of the kitten, this time at a shipping station, being held carefully: "Sold out."

The post caption: "Sold out so fast [sigh emoji]"

Photo of a ridiculously cute ginger kitten with a little blue bib around his neck in a warehouse, a label on his head. "He's back in stock." Another photo of the kitten, this time at a shipping station, being held carefully: "Sold out." The post caption: "Sold out so fast [sigh emoji]"

06.07.2025 15:31 👍 340 🔁 68 💬 1 📌 0
dark-magician-girl-meets-world on tumblr:

"Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. 

Me: Phew 

Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things"

dark-magician-girl-meets-world on tumblr: "Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things"

06.03.2026 23:24 👍 67 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0
Picard: "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is mahjong."

Picard: "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is mahjong."

06.03.2026 23:08 👍 65 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 1