Maximus

*front alter switch*
(iykyk)

I shall seek those out next time I go to the store 🫡

i don't have the taste experience yet with wines but rn i mainly stick to ports

appetizer: a bottle of wine
entree: a bottle of wine
dessert: a bottle of wine

yeah, they're always hiring 😜 never enough to go around for all the orcs

you mean you're gonna make me cum with this cage still on? sounds different but I trust you, son 😈

I have this scenario I go to in my head a lot where it's like a big pub designed for big huge tall orcs, and I'm a human they hired on as a living fleshlight toy for the orcs to use and pass along 🐽

woof boy 🥵 come show yer old man what ur made of

you bet! I'll get started uploading

you know just what I need, son

I wanna pull that nut out of ya like this 🐽

I think it's just a bit of the angle and my arms being raised to reveal the ⏳ shape in my torso

thought you'd wanna see this, bubba

been really into in the sub-Dad-being-hypnotically-conditioned-and-chastity-locked-and-collared-by-dom-son dynamic lately in case it wasn't obvious 🫣

he doesn't but when he gets stinky he still at least lets me enjoy it before he cleans himself

[the "meditation recordings" were actually hypnotic conditioning]

bald goatee bear with thick silver septum ring standing in the doorway wearing a green mesh crop top and super short booty shorts. he's wearing that effeminate chastity cage you're holding the keys for but his balls are still huge so he's got a big bulge. he's asking you for a padlock for the thick silver chain collar he has on. he mentioned some "meditation" recordings you gave him, but they were really hypnosis recordings designed to reshape his subconscious. all the clothes he's wearing are a result of successful conditioning

hey, bubba. those meditation recordings you gave me to listen to have been really great - I'm feeling really good lately! btw do you have a padlock I can use?

hahahaha 😝

lolll what lmao 😂😂😂

classic Gameboy color and Gameboy advanced micro edition. gbc casing replaced with a translucent shell that fades from light green to light blue top to bottom. the dpad and a-b buttons are replaces with chrome silver versions. the glass screen cover was replaced with fresh glass (OG was actually plastic!), and OG screen replaced with a backlit LCD that provides several filters for a classic gaming experience. gba micro has a mock-game-&-watch front cover (which can be easily replaced with others, that's one of the customization features of the device) and the external casing has been replaced by a metal case with a matte gold finish.

classic Gameboy color and Gameboy advanced micro edition. gbc casing replaced with a translucent shell that fades from light green to light blue top to bottom. the back of the device shows a modern gb/gbc flash cart which holds all gb/gbc games ever officially released. it also shows my choice in upgrading the AA batteries from alkaline power to lithium-ion usb-c rechargeable. gba micro external casing has been replaced by a metal case with a matte gold finish. the battery has been upgraded to a modern brand new version. the back features a gba flash cart which holds all gba games ever officially released.

upcycled my gbc and gba-micro recently. I replaced the gbc screen with a modern backlit lcd which actually has fantastic filters to give the classic pixel resolution effect among others akin to the super-gb filters

if the graphic tees you're "creating" are AI generated, I'm absolutely never ever buying them. period.

dig in, pup, enjoy yourself 🐶

yep

rubbed my face in my husband's sweaty musky armpit and i can still smell his scent on me 🥰

as much as you want, Dad 🐽

chubby hairy bear Dad sitting on the porch couch naked, holding his legs back to show you his pink hairy bear hole

ready for ya out on the back porch 🐽

I've had sinus surgery too so I really know the feeling of having something stuffed way up your nose like that (from the gauze they stuffed deep up there during healing). it's not exactly pleasant

I had the same thought lolll

chubby hairy bear Dad sitting outside on the porch couch, drinking coffee naked showing off his hard thick cock and fat balls

mmmm coffeeee ☺️☕

I wish! it's got moulded plastic inside the soft squishy pink shell. the slit has an opening, but it doesn't stretch open like a fleshlight.