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I think Americas is so broke that their new main goal is to make us sick so we pay for treatments

I’m traumatized or it’s hella weird for anybody but the mom and dad to be kissing anybody under one month.. it was just built in my body outta my mans happy time. Let our love leave its pore before you start tryna sniff and taste it

We the first generation to see elderly rappers 🤣 this boutta be good

I feel like I should’ve patted myself on the chest more as a child, Ive never been able to do it again and it’s definitely a power move. My titties are so sensitive like balls

Isn’t it odd that both fast food fish locations are named after a man & a little ..phallic in reference

Captain Long John, Silver D

Is it trauma that I don’t like ppl that care too much about me cause when I stop calling you I don’t want you to blow me up, just let it fizzle out

When I was in college I had a fish filet so much the smell alone today would probably make me throw up. I had to eat them I never liked them and I would drown them in honey mustard so I felt like I was eating a honey mustard sandwich.

Can’t believe poverty had me eating mysterious fish from McDonald’s

That tracks. Never been in captain d’s cause anything sailor related gives me the ick

Actually he was kind enough to leave us 4.

I made candied yams yesterday and my nephew came over and ate all the toasted marshmallows off the top..

Captain D had stronger racism

I do obey my rich man, & it’s a kink. Even with it being my kink I think yall are weirder

I love when a baby got a deep ass voice

Why do people that vape wanna turn you out so bad

As a man.. why your kids texting you instead of waiting til you come home to tell you .. why u not raising your children from the house they live at. You should feel terrible about that every day

I just seen this girl call locs an African American hairstyle and I have diaspora war exhaustion cause I didn’t say anything

😂😂😂

Here I come. We bout to start selling crack in Miami 💯💴 no take backs

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My only issue is it looks like you can’t get them wet without getting trench foot

a woman in a red dress is dancing on a highway ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing on a highway

Fine I’ll go

Some things aren’t the gotcha moment that you think it is. It’s really a loss and a bad look

Lmfaoooooooo

I’m bout to take a road trip to Florida. Who on the way and wanna get picked up 😂

I agree for a different reason! Stop giving that lil meat to people

Yeah it’s good, it’s coochie. The other day I told a man I was bout to cum and he beat me to it, I was so bewildered it was almost like he said “not if I do it first”, like bitch??? I’d never been so dismayed & mystified. I couldn’t even tell nobody cause yall told me not to do it.

Yall ever had a man be so excited to be getting some coochie he start shaking.. it’s always a lil meat bandit, the nerve of you to insist on vibrating & mocking me and my culture.

Men be so amped to tell people yall fucked and the only fucking they did was up my day. Up my mood. Waste my time.

Young men bald early because God needs some people to be wicked