Diogenes, Jr. ☭✭

pretty smart of Are President to brag nonstop about low gas prices in the weeks leading up to bombing Iran

I finished the first season of The Summer Hikaru Died.

“$15 off when you spend $50 or more-“ I’m gonna stop you right there because that still means I’d have to spend more than half the discounted amount. Discounts and coupons used to be helpful and now they’re no better than getting scammed.

they should make a laptop with a lawnmower pull cord instead of a button to start it up

no one thinks about Enya like I do

Fucker Bowl

we need to liberate the people of Utah from the oppressive control of Mormonism and I'm not joking

you cannot seriously be telling me that the people who use this website unironically abbreviate Bluesky to “BS”

Picture of Hans Scholl, Sophie Scholl, and Christoph Probst in 1943

The Nazis also murdered the very best Germans.

Hans Scholl, his sister Sophie Scholl, and their friend Christoph Probst were members of the anti-Nazi student resistance group The White Rose.

All were executed for printing and distributing anti-Nazi flyers.

I sincerely hope one of these wealthy MAHA freaks dies of E. coli before a child does because their ignorant anti-vaxxer parent decided to feed them raw milk

You couldn't even pay me to watch KPop Demon Hunters. I hate every product of the USAmerican imperial occupation of Korea, especially K-pop.

I guess a fat, sober bitch like me can't catch a break.

These bar owners could easily charge me Disney theme park prices for some burritos they bought frozen from a bulk supplier and heated in an oven. What the fuck am I going to do? Every eatery in the city is closed.

I'm just saying there's a reason why those Disney theme parks can get away with charging so much money for their hot dogs and sandwiches and it's because everyone is spending their entire day at those fucking parks to juice as much as they can out of their vacation.

I know I'm being petulant and dramatic but I'm big-backed despite being chronically underfed due to my demanding work schedule. If I'm going to stay up until midnight at a gig, I want to be able to binge eat an entire stuffed crust pizza.

Earl May and Theisen's can serve popcorn for free to their customers but tell me why Gabe's can't make me a from-frozen burger with a side of fries.

I don't care if bars that don't serve food are economically safer business ventures than bars that serve food. I don't care. I hate going to bar venues to see my friends' bands perform and not being able to order a succulent and fattening meal.

the U.S. is at a point where the Republicans are saying “these faggots have had it too good for too long! time to round em up” and the Democrats are saying “Well that word is deeply inappropriate, but we certainly should think of the children” and liberals ask me why I don’t like the polite version

an official Sanrio collaboration is the only thing that would ever feasibly motivate me to buy a Stanley cup, mug, or tumbler of any kind

I just learned that they did, in fact, bring back Supermarket Sweep… 2020 to 2022…

they’re bringing back Fear Factor but they won’t bring back Supermarket Sweep

I think transgender women should be given the credit card information of every transphobe as reparations for transmisogyny with complete and total impunity.

I'm going Harvey Dent mode and allowing coins to make decisions. Also burning half of my body.

love the smell of fresh glue in the morning

The Labubu of Dorian Gray

every trans suicide is a murder

I think M*A*S*H fans should be dragged out into the street and shot.

Once you’ve seen Kazakhstan for yourself, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Sacha Baron Cohen to death with your bare hands.

Republicans will never do anything to help “low income families” or give our country free universal healthcare because they would be nothing without low income people to morally grandstand about the ‘best interests’ of in shallow clapbacks against progressives and leftists.