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So I guess you can just create your own Apple newsroom headline by posting the link of the search…

Today I’m drafting a strategy and roadmap for replacing a security SaaS whom we currently pay upwards of $750,000 a year due solely to the behavior of their account team and the way they talk down to my team

The SaaS team has no idea and I cannot wait to tell them in person

Take a lesson from Meta mANUS and never half-ass something when you can literally full-ass something

Furious at myself for missing the butt joke here

It’s called MANUS as in:

MAN U Stupid to be using this

They call me 007..

I am not good at Linux permissions

They call me 007..

I am not good at Linux permissions

This is your Cybersecurity person in the meeting where you want to integrate bullshit AI into whatever app is next on the chopping block

Disparity’s nuts

Why I Left Linus Media Group.

It mostly came down to disparity

1/n

Interviewer: And what would you say is your greatest weakness?

Me: Sometimes I give short and vague answers to stupid questions

My kid came into my office and showed me a toy leopard but called it a cheetah

I spent the next 10 min explaining the differences between their characteristics and showing pictures of each

Then my kid says ok, well I’m naming this leopard “cheetah”

None of these are mine, but I did have extras of some of these and gave them away

Can’t wait to display my trophy

Ngl, if it was my job to manage security keys, I would kms

Called it

We were all thinking it

Behold, my newest marketing masterpiece

Hear me out:

Linux subsystem for Windows

The Spotify team came together to brainstorm the best possible way to protect themselves against scraping all the songs and you’re not going to believe this but the solution is the ~14th consecutive price hike this year

The Spotify team came together to brainstorm the best possible way to protect themselves against scraping all the songs and you’re not going to believe this but the solution is the ~14th consecutive price hike this year

After more than 1000 videos into my research of the P*rnHub breach and not finding anything valuable, I’m beginning to think my keywords may not be helping

I’ve tried:
>privacy
>violated
>backdoor
>brute force
>stuffing (creds)
>exploited
>man in the middle
>payload

Wife: nice, you’re on pornhub doing research on their breach?

Me: there was a pornhub breach??

My CISO asking how patching for React2Shell is going and I tell him I don't react, I only respond

Drafting a Disaster Recovery doc no one will read until all hell breaks loose:

Well well well, look who should have listened to rekdt. No need to take the time to ponder the mistakes which led you here, I’ll be scheduling time to remind you soon. Hopefully you learn this time…

What did Spotify Wrapped mean by this??

What did Spotify Wrapped mean by this??

My wife asked me why I carry a .44 Magnum revolver in the house

I looked at her and said “I don’t trust appliances with AI”

She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, and I shot the toaster

It was a good time

rekdt on X: "FYI: if you have an Oura ring, you're giving your health data to Palantir" / X FYI: if you have an Oura ring, you're giving your health data to Palantir

Get in losers, we’re fucking with Palantir on bird app just for the love of the game

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