Andrew Harris

🎶I am
throwing away my shot at the same time as a slightly heavier shot🎶

Pure cowardice to announce the exit from Minneapolis during the curling

He’s not Drake Februarye

A lead so insurmountable Alex Honnold said nah

What a charmed franchise the Steelers are. They find themselves needing a head coach, and somehow the 9th winningest guy of all time is on the market

Can’t get blown out in the playoffs again if the other team also can’t score

Oregon still signing its passes with 2025

Texans sitting there, so you’re saying all we need to do is make sure we put guys within 10 yards of their guys

*holds finger to earpiece* I’m being told this is the best game of 2026

That’s the same play they ran on the last Lions TD! With the same pick!

It took exactly this long for the Steelers offense to look dynamic again after the Matt Canada era

If you’re already in line to try to indict Tish James, STAY IN LINE

GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR TRANSLATING ANSWERS AT THE WORLD CUP DRAW SHOW: oh shit that’s today????

As an Inter and NYCFC fan, been a tough year for high profile games

Go birds (pigeons)

Extremely satisfying to take the lead again this Union of all teams

🎶 Suckin’ on a chili dog, outside the Tastee Freez 🎶

That’s a George Pickens ass OPI

LITIGATION: here are 20,000 emails that we haven’t reviewed, file 1/674

ARBITRATION: here are 3 emails we have painstakingly recreated on a 16th century printing press

Big month for people accused of committing crimes in fast casual packaging

Andrew Cuomo entering the transfer portal after failing to win the starting job in camp

Props to the dudes in Cuomo’s fantasy league for coming up with a hell of a last place punishment

NO WAY

No reason not to run in from the bullpen for a brawl in game 7, not like you need to run tomorrow

He only got the name Tungsten Arm after he couldn’t properly warm up before innings

The federal assault on Portland continues

It’s all in the points you don’t score

As a Yankees fan, this is normal defense that all teams play

More like Sweetgreen imo

Next stop: Starville, a newly constructed detention facility