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Between leafy North London and Suffolk

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The Epsteam??

09.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do enjoy old people raging in pubs about things. The mad bastards

09.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What if the new aytollah is Akmel foley?

09.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHump Plumping Injectibles”

09.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the smiths?

09.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once saw him at Twickenham at an England match. He was stood next to Peter Crouch (who got mobbed) and no one noticed Beaumont. Because rugby is rubbish

09.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The new name is 'a nod to their old name team Wass' yeah that'll do it

09.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My old employer. Never let them gloss over the fact it's Wasserman and the former owner is an Epstein associate.
Also what a shit name and logo!

09.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

After so many years this joke finally slots into place

09.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜I feel I am not yet grown up’: Alan Bennett’s diary of his 90th year He got stuck in the bath and met the queen. But despite a few wobbles and procedures, the author still can’t believe his age

www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/m...

09.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My theory about why posh people really live in the sticks.
It's not for the farming (they rarely do that themselves) It's because they have no style or taste. You can hide a lot behind wellies and gilets out in the country, including never combing your hair or cleaning your wonky teeth

07.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And that is NOT a firstname

06.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Paul simon hiding his baldness over 7 decades is very impressive

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is NOT a last name

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a cunt on linkedin that's just cited a stat that there were 500 million ticket requests for the World Cup and really statistics are just meaningless wherever they meet online

06.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shearer you can't wear a collared shirt under a collared polo shirt

06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Load of Carling advertising on the football. Really can't think last time I was anywhere they sold it apart from earls court about 2003 when I went to see Paul McCartney, it was the only beer available

06.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They going to do a Gaza on Lebanon and the whole of Iran?... Think the UK might need to think about that now rather than halfway through

06.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing the UK snl trailer. Such huge industry of comedy adjacent non Comedy acts here

06.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He didn't even do that, he did nothing, less than 30 seconds at best. They are all scum

05.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I had a corrupt husband that gave me loads of Chinese money

05.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With all these drones, someone should relaunch Maplin

05.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the irony

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"

counterpoint!

the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

05.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 4897 πŸ” 1677 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 48
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My husband would have turned in his grave over Brewdog investment Early investors in Brewdog are sharing their stories after the company's collapse wiped out their stakes.

I invested in Brewdog in my husband's memory. He would be turning in his grave

#Suffolk #BBCNews

πŸ”—: https://www.bbc.com/news/arti...

06.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a person in a gruffalo suit outside the bookshop and all the passing dogs starting freaking out

05.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chelsea Creek pictured in the early morning mist. Lot’s Road power station on the left, Chelsea Harbour apartments on the right. The tide has gone out below revealing the muddy depths.

Chelsea Creek pictured in the early morning mist. Lot’s Road power station on the left, Chelsea Harbour apartments on the right. The tide has gone out below revealing the muddy depths.

Chelsea Houseboats approaching Cheyne Pier. Multi-coloured, the high rise apartments behind them shrouded in Thames mist. In the foreground, the mud of the foreshore at low tide.

Chelsea Houseboats approaching Cheyne Pier. Multi-coloured, the high rise apartments behind them shrouded in Thames mist. In the foreground, the mud of the foreshore at low tide.

The V-shaped Saxon fish trap at Chelsea, seen at low tide. Thames kayakers on the river in the background just appearing from under Battersea Bridge.

The V-shaped Saxon fish trap at Chelsea, seen at low tide. Thames kayakers on the river in the background just appearing from under Battersea Bridge.

Another view of the V-shaped Saxon fish trap at Chelsea, upstream of Battersea Bridge. Still misty this morning, the sun had not yet appeared to burn off the cloud cover.

Another view of the V-shaped Saxon fish trap at Chelsea, upstream of Battersea Bridge. Still misty this morning, the sun had not yet appeared to burn off the cloud cover.

Distracting myself from *waves in the general direction of everything* by a stroll to Chelsea Creek and Foreshore to check on the wondrous Saxon fish trap. V-shaped, carbon dated to the reign of King Offa, 757- 796 CE. It’s comforting amid the madness to think how well this structure has survived.

04.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Sometimes waiting for the Chinese listening to the radio playing with my phone having a lollipop I'm genuinely disappointed when the order arrives

04.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two hello moto ringtones in this town now, what's the dillyo?

04.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0