Anton Bitel

Red Riding (2026) - Projected Figures Chris Conway's feature debut RED RIDING makes a contemporary coming-of age folktale of bad genes, class clash and the bestial stain of family

"makes a contemporary coming-of-age folktale of bad genes, class clash and the bestial stain of family": Chris Conway's RED RIDING (2026) just had its world première at @frightfest.bsky.social for @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social
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The Convenience Store (2026) - Projected Figures Jiro Nagae's J-horror VG adaptation THE CONVENIENCE STORE is derivative, but nails the weird vibe of its banal late-night setting

"derivative, but nails the weird vibe of its banal late-night setting": Jiro Nagae’s J-horror VG adaptation THE CONVENIENCE STORE (2026) just had its international première for @frightfest.bsky.social at @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social
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The Trick (2025) - Projected Figures Not the full deck: Fitch/Baker's unsettling horror short THE TRICK sees a sceptical pub waitress being drawn into a magician's peculiar act

Not the full deck: Matt Fitch & Chris Baker’s unsettling horror short THE TRICK (2025) "sees a sceptical pub waitress being drawn into a magician’s peculiar act". Just screened for @frightfest.bsky.social at @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social projectedfigures.com/2025/10/26/t...

Crushed (2025) - Projected Figures Simon Rumley's dispiriting drama CRUSHED shows faith tested, forgiveness abandoned, revenge misdirected - and the business of images exposed

"faith tested, forgiveness abandoned, revenge misdirected – and the business of exploitation images exposed": Simon Rumley's dispiriting drama CRUSHED (2025) screens 9.15pm tonight at Fantasporto - Porto International Film Festival. projectedfigures.com/2025/08/17/c...

Violence (2025) - Projected Figures Connor Marsden's punkish genre-fied alt-Eighties throwback VIOLENCE shades action with noir, and pits escapist hope against bleak entrapment

"shades action with noir, and pits escapist hope against bleak entrapment": @henryviolence.bsky.social's punkish genre-fied alt-Eighties throwback VIOLENCE (2025) has its international première 10.35am at @frightfest.bsky.social for @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social . projectedfigures.com/2025/10/20/v...

Assault On Precinct 13 (aka AP13) (2005) - Projected Figures Jean-François Richet's remake of John Carpenter's siege thriller Assault On Precinct 13 updates the action, alters the setting & further greys the morality

"This second assault on the unlucky precinct proves that practice makes perfect": Jean-François Richet's ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (aka AP13, 2005) is more than a worthy successor to John Carpenter's original. Screens 9pm tonight on Legend Channel. projectedfigures.com/2017/03/13/a...

Hen (2025) - Projected Figures Nico Scheepers' bleakly austere monochrome mystery HEN sets a foundling boy among god-fearing, childless homesteaders on the remote veldt

"sets a haunted foundling boy among god-fearing childless homesteaders on the remote veldt": @nicoscheepers.bsky.social’s bleakly austere monochrome mystery HEN (2025) re-screens 6.30pm today at @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social. Recommended. projectedfigures.com/2026/02/24/h...

Wide shot of shaven-headed, shirtless Cédric (co-director Hugo Diego Garcia) walking (turned away from the camera) in a meadow full of mauve blossoms.

"Damaged war-veteran-turned-cowherd reluctantly fights for his dreams": Lorenzo Bentivoglio & Hugo Diego Garcia's VACHE FOLLE (2025) re-screens 4.45pm today at @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social. Review for @dmovies.bsky.social. dmovies.org/2025/11/13/v...

Think of England (2025) - Projected Figures Richard Hawkins' World War II drama THINK OF ENGLAND shows the making-of a propaganda porn film, while stripping down its cast and crew

"shows the making-of a propaganda porn film, while stripping down its cast and crew": Richard Hawkins' World War II drama THINK OF ENGLAND (2025) re-screens 2.40pm at @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social projectedfigures.com/2025/11/14/t...

Is he dead yet?

The Curse (2025) - Projected Figures (Un)sympathetic magic: Kenichi Ugana's satirical J-horror THE CURSE updates familiar possession tropes to the online age of the smart phone

(Un)sympathetic magic: Kenichi Ugana’s satirical J-horror THE CURSE (2025) "updates familiar possession tropes to the online age of the smart phone". UK première 11.05pm tonight at @frightfest.bsky.social for @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social projectedfigures.com/2025/09/19/t...

yes indeed!

The Restoration at Grayson Manor (2025) - Projected Figures Glenn McQuaid's wickedly camp gothic melodrama THE RESTORATION AT GRAYSON MANOR pits a gay mutilated pianist against his heir-fixated mother

Look ma, no hands: Glenn McQuaid’s wickedly camp gothic melodrama THE RESTORATION AT GRAYSON MANOR (2025) "pits a gay, mutilated pianist against his formidable, heir-fixated mother". Just had its UK prem at @frightfest.bsky.social, @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social
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Gunfighter Paradise (2025) - Projected Figures Jethro Waters' narrative feature debut GUNFIGHTER PARADISE sets a grieving man's homecoming amid a singularly American mix of guns and god(s)

Out of left field: Jethro Waters’ narrative feature debut GUNFIGHTER PARADISE (2025) "sets a grieving man’s homecoming amid a singularly American mix of guns and God." Screens 4pm today, and for the next few days, at Laemmle Glendale
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Bill Bailey - The Doctor Who theme reimagined as Belgian jazz YouTube video by Royal Ballet and Opera

Love this.

Bone Keeper (2026) - Projected Figures As six co-eds encounter tentacular aliens in a cave, Howard J. Ford's monster movie BONE COLLECTOR never hides its cinematic descent

"As six co-eds encounter tentacular aliens in a cave, Howard J. Ford’s state-of-the-nation monster movie never hides its cinematic descent": BONE KEEPER (2026) just had its world première at @frightfest.bsky.social for @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social
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Bury the Devil Review: Internal horrors show themselves in Adam O’Brien’s one-shot nightmare Adam O’Brien’s single-location, one-take, real-time horror sees a demented patient bedeviling her young carer in a haunted home

"a demented patient bedeviling her young carer in a haunted home": Adam O'Brien's single-location, one-take, real-time BURY THE DEVIL (2026) just had its world première at @frightfest.bsky.social for @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social. Review for @scifinow.bsky.social
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Every country is going to end up with more solar and more WINDMILLS as a result of this illegal war, and I feel sure that was Trump’s real plan all along, right?

Pro war, anti immigration.

Pro cause, anti effect.

Actual idiots.

Welcome to G-Town (2026) - Projected Figures In Ben & Nathan McQuaid's lo-fi sci-fi comedy WELCOME TO G-TOWN, Glasgow takes out the trash and cleans its act amid alien invasion

"three Glasgwegian lads clean up their act and take out the trash amid alien invasion": Ben & Nathan Mcquaid’s lo-fi sci-fi comedy/city symphony WELCOME TO G-TOWN (2026) re-screens 10.45pm tonight at @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social projectedfigures.com/2026/02/28/w...

Think of England (2025) - Projected Figures Richard Hawkins' World War II drama THINK OF ENGLAND shows the making-of a propaganda porn film, while stripping down its cast and crew

"shows the making-of a propaganda porn film, while stripping down its cast and crew": Richard Hawkins' World War II drama THINK OF ENGLAND (2025) has its UK première 5.45pm today at @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social projectedfigures.com/2025/11/14/t...

The Good Boy (aka Heel) (2025) - Projected Figures Stay: Jan Komasa's unsettling family fable THE GOOD BOY (aka HEEL) shows the forced domestication of a young delinquent

Stay: Jan Komasa’s unsettling family fable HEEL (aka THE GOOD BOY, 2025) "shows the forced domestication of a young delinquent". In US theatres and on VOD from today via @magnoliapics.bsky.social projectedfigures.com/2026/03/01/t...

Dolly (2025) - Projected Figures Doll's house in the woods: Rod Blackhurst’s traumatic horror DOLLY is an adult fairytale of masks, madness and the maternal urge

Doll’s house in the woods: @rodblackhurst.bsky.social’s traumatic horror DOLLY (2025) is "an adult fairytale of masks, madness and the maternal urge". In UK/US cinemas today. projectedfigures.com/2025/09/22/d...

Jailbroken (2026) - Projected Figures Vasily Chuprina's single-location psychothriller JAILBROKEN puts the screws on a convict trapped as much in himself as in a prison cell

"puts the screws on a convict trapped as much in himself as in a prison cell": Vasily Chuprina’s single-location psychothriller JAILBROKEN (2026) opened @frightfest.bsky.social last night at @glasgowfilmfest.bsky.social
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Is he dead yet?

I just post the questions, I don't have the answers

Two hands hold up a cat, looking straight into the camera, with a shawl wrapped over its head and a peculiar toothy grin on its face. caption" "It's dangerous to go alone. Take babushka with you."

Mean Girls (2004) - Projected Figures Adapted by Tina Fey from a sociological study, Mark Waters' teen comedy MEAN GIRLS casts its anthropological, Darwinian eye over school tropes

"Adapted by Tina Fey from a sociological study, Mark Waters’ teen comedy casts an anthropological, Darwinian eye over high school hierarchies": MEAN GIRLS (2004). projectedfigures.com/2026/03/05/m...

so far, I'm up to write

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.