His vanity - the wind whipping up his comb-over - is more important to him.
08.03.2026 05:55
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His vanity - the wind whipping up his comb-over - is more important to him.
Says a man who is the embodiment of irrelevance.
It’s always about the hair and the narcissism. Once you realise that about Trump it becomes clear and simple. He’s evil but vain.
Make-up, straw combover and tiny mushroom penis?
He only cares about getting into power and fleecing the country to line his own pockets. The Trump playbook. Asylum seekers are just a step on his ladder.
Trump is fucking insane. Starmer not allying us to him is the right thing to do. A stopped clock and all that…
Disgusting. And Trump looks like death warmed slightly up.
He’s insane.
💰 & stupidity.
But the price of petrol will go up because of Iran…
Sitting down again…
But not the Qatar bank account full of Venezuela oil profits.
Not going to make his penis any bigger than micro, though.
They’re not very good sleeper cells then.
Absolute twat.
Pray for The Onion at these times @theonion.com
FFS
Rats in a sack.
Don’t trust someone who doesn’t like dogs. Definitely don’t trust the orange moron.
Nige doesn’t know what Clacton looks like.
US Republicans having a race to see who can be the most batshit.
Iran War is the ultimate example of actions without consequences. Has been Trump’s playbook for ever. It’ll be up to someone else to clear up after him.
