Em, midly

lmao this rocks did one of you write this

this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me

That’s my assumption but I’m just some guy reading posts

Deleted incorrect post. Correct post is here

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Border Patrol is detaining another US citizen and lying about it.

She’s part of a group of citizens and green card holders who have been disappeared after their travel plans were disrupted.

Sorry my idiot brain failed to process: Border Patrol is detaining a US CITIZEN and lying about it

SORRY. Wasn’t clear to me from the initial post but also I’ve had a couple beers

Broadview has remained open.

Cook County Commissioner Kevin Morrison and the woman's sister, Sarah Afzul, said they were denied entry to the facility Friday afternoon

Afzul told me agents said her sister was not at the facility, though her phone's location indicates she is

Update from Reed Showalter, who's at Broadview

"The Cook County Sheriff claims that they searched the facility and that Naqvi is not there. They also have no record that her phone is there. But there has been no actual search for her phone within the Broadview ICE Detention Center."

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon

At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

Oh don’t worry. There’s a show in late April I’m already designating my birthday show

Could just do a multi venue Chicago birthday blowout. Idk I’m turning 42 so how do I become the answer to life, the universe, and everything

We’re less than a month out from my birthday so I need to figure out what I’m doing for it. It’s the first Thursday in April so I could do a weekend Milwaukee thing or just a dinner and drinks in Chicago. Trying to decide what flavor of celebrating I feel.

okay I have to ask. Is this a bit? It’s a really good one if it is

👏 bring👏back👏quaa👏ludes

I looked up Jennifer Custer and the bulk of her experience seems a little smaller town, but she’s got a kid in CPS, she’s on the school board now, and she graduated from @youterus.bsky.social’s alma mater

The good point of the anti-public education crowd getting behind Paul Vallas... Paul Vallas reliably loses elections.

Paul Vallas at 2am going back for more electoral defeat

Vallas is like the only guy Chicago hates worse than Rahm

Emily I'm trying to do the finger L on my forehead and enter that into the comments box but the system won't let me

lmfao

This is still true for us. It hasn't ended.

i said "the only thing he hates more than balancing a budget is educating children"

He's a law & order goon who brought zero tolerance to CPS which demonstrates he knows absolutely nothing about creating safety or creating an environment that helps students. He's a charter school/privatization vulture bird of prey which means he doesn't think education is a public good

If you’re looking for a good dunk, may I recommend “it’s like making a fox president of the henhouse board”

Same but someone else’s dunk reminded me, so I had to pay it forward

I’d love to hear about the 3 you knew. They were all new to me except the one jagoff

I called him an opportunist who ruins public education.