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He/him. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ally. Former mental health nurse, now carer to my three autistic kids. Writes children’s stories as a hobby. Synth-pop. Sci-fi/fantasy. Dogs & cat. Forteana. Burnley F.C. Doctor Who. Vegetarian. English immigrant in Ireland.

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I know, but it doesn’t excuse it.

22.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re right, that was immature of me.

22.02.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, you’re absolutely right. I’ll delete.

22.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have lead an incredibly sheltered life.

22.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

British version of β€˜The Littlest Hobo’.

22.02.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I know the one you mean.

22.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, absolutely.

22.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not been a bad set of results for us, as far behind as we are.

22.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair play, I absolutely questioned Arsenal’s bottle.

22.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds painful, but hilarious. As long as you’re OK, that is.

22.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Do ya want a photo or someth… oh, you’re actually taking one.’

22.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eating McDonald’s with a *knife and fork* I think I’m right in saying.

22.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Shitting hell, that’s disturbing.

22.02.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is silly.

22.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Booooo!!! The Premier League is corrupt!

22.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liverpool score! We’re still in it lads! #burnleyfc

22.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good god, that thunder sounded like an explosion.

22.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that’s what we were aiming for under Vinny, but at least with Scott we have a manager for the long-term.

22.02.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Bryan. Once a week, he takes a shelter pup on a New York City adventure in his 'Adopt Me' backpack, hoping someone will fall in love. He films their big day out, and almost every dog he's featured has found a forever home.
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22.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 2986 πŸ” 1019 πŸ’¬ 153 πŸ“Œ 126

Watched the #burnleyfc highlights for a change. There’s a team there, hopefully we won’t have another exodus on relegation.
Worrall may be an β€˜old-school’ defender, but he’s so much better than anyone else we’ve played in that position.

22.02.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I adore the charm of their debut.

22.02.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fingers crossed, she brings it to life wonderfully.

21.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Jesse Vilinsky narrating the audiobook again? She’s wonderful.

21.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. Totally misread the post.

21.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a big fan of footballers celebrating making clearances, if I’m being honest.

21.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brown limescale?

21.02.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0