When You were partying
I drank from the HOSE
When you were having premarital sex
I drank from the HOSE
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I drank from the HOSE
And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?
anal eyes analyze anal lies
2 tabs at the top human and larp as AI. Human is highlighted green. Your ai slop bores me (?) You asked for text: Are you sentient? "AI" responded No (sad disappointed emoji) (Share)
AI researchers are blown away by amazing discovery
[a mandalorian who's really actually right wing] this is the third way
Rest in piss Huntley
Crackdowns on peaceful protest
Support for Conservative benefit cuts
Blaming migrants for failing public services
As Labour keeps moving right. The question is: How low do they want to go?
A green Wikipedia trading card titled complaining is the oldest known written complaint Complaining is a form of communication that expresses dissatisfaction regardless of having actually experienced the subjective feeling of dissatisfaction or not. ATK 5346 DEF 11504
Finally got a good one
When you call everyone you kill a terrorist it's very easy to avoid civilian casualties
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My partner was searching for a hotel. I think we've found one now
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.
BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.
The toddler managed to do it in the right place though
Maybe she'll go as an MP and we get another by election for Labour to lose horribly
No. If it had continued it wouldn't have the status it has in some people's minds now.
Personally I don't rate it super highly anyway
My son just called him Keir Fartmer, there's absolutely no coming back from this, he's finished
T-minus three weeks until “why don’t women want to date them?”
so the £10k payments to asylum seekers to incentivise them to leave is pretty much a BNP policy from 2010s, the only difference being that the payment is worth a lot less in real terms now
Orange FARTA.
Is that what the hashtag is about? #NoKings
Can white Britons apply too?
My SS officer fit raising questions already answered by my SS officer fit
Brought labour to 40 seats after only 1.5 years of government, lowest result since 1910 or something. Supported a genocide, imprisoned innocent protesters, banning free speech and protest, solved ZERO problems, lowest rated PM in history.
Only a genius could achieve this death spiral without end!
The greens are finally coming under serious scrutiny+ and they're rattled
Telegraph acknowledges Green Party has won a "seismic byelection."
And then there have been two polls this week showing us way in front of Labour and closing in on Reform?
Rattled? We're growing rapidly!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
What sick filth have you been watching!?
Joani Reid who suggested Corbyn was a Russian asset despite zero evidence? Her husband? Ah fuck, she's gonna be LIVID.
metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/l...
The guardian screenshot: A picture of a bald Asian man wearing a suit with red coloured tie talking at a police federation conference in 2023 UK news Head of Police Federation of England and Wales arrested on suspicion of corruption Mukund Krishna arrested by City of London police along with two other national board members
Corruption? In the police force? Well I never...
lmao this shit is going to bomb so hard
Imagine how many schools they bombed in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya...
AI bros are COOKED!
I created this entire sequence with my camera, using human skills. Something like this would have cost dozens of dollars in prompting, but for me it was completely free.
