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The TS stands for Troll Squad now

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When You were partying

I drank from the HOSE

When you were having premarital sex

I drank from the HOSE

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I drank from the HOSE

And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?

07.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 812 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

anal eyes analyze anal lies

07.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
2 tabs at the top human and larp as AI. Human is highlighted green. 

Your ai slop bores me (?)

You asked for text:
Are you sentient?

"AI" responded 
No (sad disappointed emoji)
(Share)

2 tabs at the top human and larp as AI. Human is highlighted green. Your ai slop bores me (?) You asked for text: Are you sentient? "AI" responded No (sad disappointed emoji) (Share)

AI researchers are blown away by amazing discovery

07.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[a mandalorian who's really actually right wing] this is the third way

07.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Rest in piss Huntley

07.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crackdowns on peaceful protest
Support for Conservative benefit cuts
Blaming migrants for failing public services

As Labour keeps moving right. The question is: How low do they want to go?

07.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 590 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 25

A green Wikipedia trading card titled complaining 


is the oldest known written complaint Complaining is a form of communication that expresses dissatisfaction regardless of having actually experienced the subjective feeling of dissatisfaction or not.

ATK 5346

DEF 11504

A green Wikipedia trading card titled complaining is the oldest known written complaint Complaining is a form of communication that expresses dissatisfaction regardless of having actually experienced the subjective feeling of dissatisfaction or not. ATK 5346 DEF 11504

Finally got a good one

06.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you call everyone you kill a terrorist it's very easy to avoid civilian casualties

06.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Melina - Couple

United Kingdom

"Paid for 58 euros standard room. They upgraded us to the luxury sex room with jacuzzi and everything to have an amazing time. Fantastic the sex"

Nicola - Couple

United Kingdom

"Great location with parking and electric charger. Big room size. Friendly staff"

Sweeney - Family United Kingdom

"Amazing staff, lovely rooms, great bed, easy parking and yummy breakfast. All within a walk to old town."

Darren - Couple United Kingdom

"Friendly staff, good sized clean room, access directly from car park to all floors via the lift, secure car park.

Melina - Couple United Kingdom "Paid for 58 euros standard room. They upgraded us to the luxury sex room with jacuzzi and everything to have an amazing time. Fantastic the sex" Nicola - Couple United Kingdom "Great location with parking and electric charger. Big room size. Friendly staff" Sweeney - Family United Kingdom "Amazing staff, lovely rooms, great bed, easy parking and yummy breakfast. All within a walk to old town." Darren - Couple United Kingdom "Friendly staff, good sized clean room, access directly from car park to all floors via the lift, secure car park.

My partner was searching for a hotel. I think we've found one now

06.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

05.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 1633 πŸ” 438 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 9

The toddler managed to do it in the right place though

06.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe she'll go as an MP and we get another by election for Labour to lose horribly

05.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. If it had continued it wouldn't have the status it has in some people's minds now.

Personally I don't rate it super highly anyway

05.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My son just called him Keir Fartmer, there's absolutely no coming back from this, he's finished

05.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

T-minus three weeks until β€œwhy don’t women want to date them?”

05.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1472 πŸ” 229 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 7

so the Β£10k payments to asylum seekers to incentivise them to leave is pretty much a BNP policy from 2010s, the only difference being that the payment is worth a lot less in real terms now

05.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Orange FARTA.

05.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that what the hashtag is about? #NoKings

05.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can white Britons apply too?

05.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My SS officer fit raising questions already answered by my SS officer fit

05.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 546 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Brought labour to 40 seats after only 1.5 years of government, lowest result since 1910 or something. Supported a genocide, imprisoned innocent protesters, banning free speech and protest, solved ZERO problems, lowest rated PM in history.

Only a genius could achieve this death spiral without end!

05.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The greens are finally coming under serious scrutiny+ and they're rattled

The greens are finally coming under serious scrutiny+ and they're rattled

Telegraph acknowledges Green Party has won a "seismic byelection."

And then there have been two polls this week showing us way in front of Labour and closing in on Reform?

Rattled? We're growing rapidly!

Join.greenparty.org.uk

04.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1321 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 43

What sick filth have you been watching!?

04.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Labour MP's husband arrested on suspicion of spying for China

Joani Reid who suggested Corbyn was a Russian asset despite zero evidence? Her husband? Ah fuck, she's gonna be LIVID.

metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/l...

04.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 562 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 15
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Partner of sitting Labour MP among three arrested on suspicion of spying for China Exclusive: Trio arrested by counter-terrorism police understood to also include partner of a former Labour MP

Uh oh spaghetti-ohs

04.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6
The guardian screenshot:

A picture of a bald Asian man wearing a suit with red coloured tie talking at a police federation conference in 2023

UK news

Head of Police Federation of England and Wales arrested on suspicion of corruption

Mukund Krishna arrested by City of London police along with two other national board members

The guardian screenshot: A picture of a bald Asian man wearing a suit with red coloured tie talking at a police federation conference in 2023 UK news Head of Police Federation of England and Wales arrested on suspicion of corruption Mukund Krishna arrested by City of London police along with two other national board members

Corruption? In the police force? Well I never...

04.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Metropolitan Police to trial handheld facial recognition devices The Met's forthcoming trial is described by campaigners as a

Just like ICE? Great
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

04.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao this shit is going to bomb so hard

04.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how many schools they bombed in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya...

04.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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AI bros are COOKED!

I created this entire sequence with my camera, using human skills. Something like this would have cost dozens of dollars in prompting, but for me it was completely free.

03.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 644 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0