Condoleezza Rice was just seen walking into the White House, according to reporters on X
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Condoleezza Rice was just seen walking into the White House, according to reporters on X
Write a haiku about peanuts
AI has about the same accuracy as asking your dad a question. Sometimes he knows and sometimes he'll make something up just to fuck with you
call me jörmungandr with the way i keep the world safe by sucking my own dick
“Deducing a Tome’s Content via its Bindings” lmfao
Claude is like ChatGPT’s Wario. Like how Slack is to Microsoft Teams
JD Vance: "There's just no way that Donald Trump is gonna allow this country to get into a multiyear conflict with no end in sight"
all-timer sports graphic dropped
Trump: "Finally, we honor one more American soldier, a fallen warria of world. Of wars. And really, terra.”
“I vant…to smoke…your veed.”
- weed dracula
Unfortunately one of the funniest things he has ever said
Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011
This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years
My friend grinds up leftover salad in a blender and calls it gazpacho soup
The Biting Pear of Salamanca, a large pear bisected with a mouth, sporting an impressive set of chompers. The pear is on a grassy hill, with a river winding its way through the background. A tiny critter sits a few feet away with a camera on a tripod, preparing to take a picture.
@tkingfisher.com Happy 20th Anniversary to the Biting Pear!
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A picture of a shoebill next to a picture of pop musician Sabrina Carpenter. Both are measured at 152cm. Very suspicious.
They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.
I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.
Jim Bibby
Pitcher
Debut: 1972 - Retired: 1984
CLE - STL - PIT - TEX
Dick Drago
Pitcher
Debut: 1969 - Retired: 1981
SEA - BAL - KCR - BOS - ANA
Russell Branyan
3B-1B
Debut: 1998 - Retired: 2011
SEA - MIL - STL - PHI - SDP - TBD - ARI - CLE - ANA - CIN
went to the store
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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 9
Screenshot from complex Instagram account. It is a picture of sir deadass wearing a Knight helmet made in the shape of a Yankees hat. The text reads: sir deadass brought out the metal Yankee helmet for the NYC blizzard.
Sir Deadass I am your man, sir.
It’s an effective technology for better or worse. I outsource a lot of one-off SQL to Claude now and it saves me hours of time. It could barely do anything three years ago.
He looks like a character from Quantum Break. Xbox One looking-ass
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 7
Winds Suck Dicks
someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...
