translator of the highest-rated game of all time

310!

same lol

a giant pink ball of bread called the strawberry jam & cheese cream melonpan.

conbini trying to kill me this spring

it's my life mission to make sure everyone on the planet watches it

I've seen it like four times and I've loved it every time. fantastic show

nine anime to get to know me by 1. 輪るピングドラム / Mawaru Penguindrum 2. 放浪息子 / Wandering Son 3. 四畳半神話大系 / The Tatami Galaxy 4. 絶園のテンペスト / Blast of Tempest 5. シムーン / Simoun 6. Occultic;Nine -オカルティック・ナイン- / Occultic;Nine 7. STAR DRIVER 輝きのタクト / Star Driver 8. 宝石の国 / Land of the Lustrous 9. 灼熱の卓球娘 / Scorching Ping Pong Girls https://tlpt-telepath.github.io/9-animes/

I was informed by the discord that we were doing engagement bait memes today

mine ended up being kind of boring because I have a sinus headache right now and couldn't be bothered to really dig through the pile for shows I didn't already have on my faves

subtitles disabled. anime dude with a stylized "!?" in red font and thick black outline rendered over the right side of his face.

subtitles enabled, the word "HUH" has been added in a similar bold red font with black outlines, stretched across his face next to the existing punctuation. the whole thing appears from the bottom of the screen, rapidly stretches upward, only for the bottom edge to rubberband back up. the subtitles imitate this animation frame-by-frame.

subtitles disabled, later in the sequence, where the !? has reached its final position on the top-right of the screen.

subtitles enabled, the HUH has joined the !? on the top right of the screen.

this is the kind of nonsense fansubs were invented for

horrified anime dude who looks like his soul is about to leave his body in search of greener pastures in another timeline.

how your email finds me

yeah, tried that to no avail orz. whatever it was, it was stopped deep down enough that I couldn't even get numlock/capslock state changes on the keyboard, so I don't think it was receiving any input at all lol

linux brain corruption update: had a program completely lock up my system, 100% nonresponsive to any keyboard or mouse input, so after rebooting I finally sat down and set up ssh so I can attempt to sneak my way in through the NAS if anything similar happens again

emotionally drained lawyer: "Besides, if I stay with you,"

emotionally drained lawyer: "I'm likely to hate myself even more."

when you finally work up the courage to leave that discord server

oueurgh my back

"I answered your questions. Can I give this one a name now?"

"Hmm... It's a Mana-Optimizing Floating Object, so..."

"Mofo!"

"Nope."

「魔力増幅だから…マゾちゃん！」
「却下」

now that's an 11/10 legendary pun translation

me too :(

two anime dudes sitting on a love seat. the blond one @ the brown-haired one: "Dolphy, you can't be serious."

dolphy :(

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

3月6日はまひろちゃんのお誕生日です。おめでとうございます！

the material's better so I'm by default more invested in scum but on some level I also think it not being able to fall back on massive action setpieces every other episode is forcing it to put more weight onto the stuff that actually matters lol

oh right that thing

so tuned out of this show I can't even remember why we're fighting right now lol

anime lady: "I hope you have something better than fruit packed into that skull of yours."

anime dude: "We make the commotion bigger."

anime lady: "Your skull's contents are worse than fruit, I see."

???

she's the best

dang I'm actually on someone's list

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

mem (hanging with a bunch of anime girls at least ten years younger than her)

mem

close-up of anime girl's face, with all the major features replaced with hand-drawn え and エ characters (each captioned with "Huh?")

same image as before, but the facial features have belatedly transformed back into facial features.

continuation of the previous sequence where the anime girl explodes in a pink scream. her eyes have reverted back to a sharper rendition of the え character

these days we're lucky to get even one shoujo anime a year with Sauce so y'all should be watching tamon-kun because it's absolutely dripping with it

congrats on the big 21 pal

Rule number one of being incredibly lazy at work is that if you find a way to automate your tasks you never say that in a place your boss can see or hear which is why, even by their own terms, people that won't shut up about LLM coding are dumb as rocks. "Yeah, that was all me man" is what you say.

ouegh (sinus damage)