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Tiffany Bond

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Relationship mortician, ski mom, lover of machine-washable throw blankets. No one of consequence. Somewhere in the Maine mountains.

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Sure. You round up the signatures, and I'm game...

07.03.2026 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure. You round up the signatures, and I'm game...

07.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a full time job for months to get enough signatures to run and I have a mortgage to pay.

07.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You going to get those signatures for me?

06.03.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MaineRaising was a crowdsourced version of that (which passed the campaign finance sniff test)

05.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would have been good at the job. I'm bad at the job interview.

05.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think he shows extraordinarily bad judgment and is weirdly aggressive with criticism. Neither of those are desirable qualities in someone making law.

05.03.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gross

05.03.2026 12:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have off and on seriously considered doing the CD2 race this year, but now that it is very desirable to bomb DC for many nations that is much less appealing.

04.03.2026 12:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good night, friends.

Good work.

Sleep well.

The government will most likely kill us in the morning.

04.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Raccoon at water bowl

Raccoon at water bowl

The bar is open

04.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would like to speak to the manager about the Constitution protecting me from religion at this point.

Kthx.

03.03.2026 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yes

03.03.2026 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Apparently it was sitting by itself in the middle of the floor and it freaked him out so he kicked it into the corner with some other stuff.

03.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Husband called me to tell me that there is a baby doll in the basement of our house we've owned since 2010 that he's never seen before.

That is a fascinating yet horrifying piece of information.

03.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Even autocorrect doesn't like this typo and keeps correcting the transposed letters.

Even autocorrect doesn't like this typo and keeps correcting the transposed letters.

My Samsung has a typo.

01.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our dog has a large indoor rubber mat for such situations that I am only more fond of than there not being a large rubber mat for such situations

01.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This doesn't even include his war on fishing boats

01.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's #SundayCheckIn for 3/1.

How was your week?

How are you holding up?

What do you need?

What are you struggling with?

What has helped?

What kindness would help you?

Remember to wash your sheets.

01.03.2026 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, it's mostly the raccoon politely touching me.

28.02.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The economy has been a roller coaster my entire life. (Gen X, Born in 1976)

I definitely have the cynicism.

28.02.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that we're in the War of the Month Clubโ„ข, have we guessed what's in the March subscription box?

28.02.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did I wake up to another goddam war?

28.02.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is very friendly. It likes boops and to shake hands and occasional scritches.

28.02.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hangs out on porches.

In the summer the sofa on my office porch.

In the winter the front covered porch.

28.02.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Raccoon, up close

Raccoon, up close

Raccoon, up close

Raccoon, up close

Someone is ready for their close up.

28.02.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have all the best (worst?) stories I can't tell.

Generally, lots of stress, abuse, manipulation, stalking, gaslighting...probably double what I usually see.

27.02.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone who represents men and women approximately equally, I can tell you from the calls I am getting this year that people are not ok right now.

27.02.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Club stored sized nilla wafers

Club stored sized nilla wafers

Box weight 1lb, 14 oz

Box weight 1lb, 14 oz

15 had a "snack" in his backpack.

25.02.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a nap. I had forgotten how annoying it is to prep all those toppings. ๐Ÿคฃ

22.02.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0