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I'll talk anything other than AI with you. The weather, the in flight payment systems, the makeup of different types of concrete... literally anything but AI.

02.03.2026 18:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In NY the next few days if anyone wants to grab a drink and stop me loosing my shit over the inevitable AI bullshit that's going to be brought up over and over and over.

02.03.2026 18:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Content means useless mind numbing bullshit. Stop using it as a catch-all for any content, and especially papers and technical posts.

02.03.2026 17:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess its entirely too much to ask for a fucking headphone jack on a new phone.

02.03.2026 16:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm pretty sure the white house is like "hey chat gpt, justify my war crimes".

02.03.2026 06:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I believe @brookslybrand.bsky.social or someone in the community did codemods for it a while ago.

02.03.2026 04:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Market manipulation is legal? Cool.

01.03.2026 18:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is he still president? Any reasonably functional democracy would have his ass removed and jailed for one of countless fucking reasons. Useless piece of shit congress.

01.03.2026 17:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PS, we have mentally unstable men using ai to justify the mass killing people because they don't realize they are nothing more than next word guesses. Probably think more than those in charge (llm literally can't reason, it's actually incapable)

01.03.2026 17:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone with half a brain saw conflict coming. It's the default move of an autocrat when power is threatened. If you didn't think this was a possibility, I'm calling you dumber than a box of rocks.

01.03.2026 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow! Congrats! I'm not jelly at all '>.>

28.02.2026 20:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Waiting til your 40s when you get all the benefits of the 30s plus a much more visceral feeling (e.g. back pain) that you don’t have much time left and you better be efficient about it :)

27.02.2026 21:37 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Been using the same set of m50x's for 10 years and they are going strong but looking for something a bit more when I still have my hearing.

27.02.2026 19:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's your favorite set of flat headphones? Looking for recommendations for both headphones and a smaller desktop sized DAC. Want to try something with higher impedance. Always wanted to try a set of K240's and HD 600's.

27.02.2026 19:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's 2026 and Safari still doesn't support rel="prefetch"

26.02.2026 22:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The bottom left is absolutely horrendous.

26.02.2026 22:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Isn't apple supposed to be good at design?? WTF is this??

26.02.2026 22:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

let's welcome in the age of automated social engineering without any push back. Sounds like a great fuckin' idea. ~sarcasm~ (because some of you need the hint)

26.02.2026 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"How do we welcome agents to our platforms without enabling abuse by bots?" We don't.

26.02.2026 21:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The culture of "engineering" in web development is dying. You can't water a garden with acid rain and expect the soil to stay healthy and good things to grow.

26.02.2026 21:20 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

New neighbor even wants to have beers. Huge upgrade from "your car is an eyesore, if you don't move it every day we will tow it."

25.02.2026 22:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I moved out of Kirkland/Bellevue to Everett recently and am SO DAMN HAPPY to be back in an industrial area away from the pompousness.

25.02.2026 22:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm watching people spiral into psychosis and it's sad.

25.02.2026 22:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know what? I haven't seen a single stupid ass cyber truck in the new location yet. Was fun giving the finger to them all, but it's so much nicer just not having douche bags around.

25.02.2026 18:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope the economy collapses sooner than later. We deserve it. It's propped up on toothpicks of lies and gambling. It's honestly pathetic. Produce something of value for once, not something that steals, dumbs down, or infantile people.

25.02.2026 17:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No stupid arbitrary data limits, fibre and 2.5gb modems as a baseline? Comcast can fuck right off.

24.02.2026 20:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Fuck I dont miss these daily texts... canceling this absolute piece of shit service today. Reminder that Ziply exists for those who haven't heard of it.

24.02.2026 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Holy fuck, even waste management has been made worse with AI bullshittery. Can't talk to a person, and had the call error out. Useless. Absolutely useless.

23.02.2026 23:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bluetooth audio is garbage in general. You're better off with a 10 year old pair of second hand M50x. Bring back the AUX cable.

23.02.2026 22:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
npmx

Tech Stack:
- mini-effect
- @mary.my.id's atcute
- @cloudflare.social workers
- a single script tag and a few inline events

Source: github.com/jacob-ebey/e...

23.02.2026 08:31 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0